Welcome To Hell - Population: ...er...Full.
Hell. Ah, such a derogatory word. It implies death, torture, fire, caverns, columns of fire spewing from the bowels of the earth itself. Well, in that case, ignore my babbling; Hell is definitely an appropriate title.
But, then again, we must all have our ways of becoming who were are. Unlike our little town, we are not simply evil by way of being created. You don't think Big Red, sitting up on his throne of skulls, became this way just by being born - er, rather, created - ...do you? No. That is why we have a clever little thing called school. Yup; even in Hell, you can't avoid it. As I said, torture is a key element in Hell. Ah, Hell. How I love it so.
More specifically, this 'school' - Underworld Academy - was created for the children of demons. There are the few (well, the many) that are sent to Hell by Big Wings up top. Then again, once He forks 'em over, they're ours. Who says they die being tortured? No; we simply dispose of their tongues and make them our slaves. Works every time.
I'll be showing you around. No worries; you don't have to care about me. No one does. I just...show people like around. Now, you may be wondering, why the Hell - whoops, sorry, Heaven - would a demon be explaining a school for demons to you? Well, Big Red's brother kind of owns the school. So, basically, it was advertise or get shaved. Yikes; I'll take the advertising. If you want to get all touchy-feely, you could call me Corydon. Or, Cory. Yes; Cory will do just nicely. So, sit back and try not to sit on a pitchfork, and I'll explain this place.
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The Town
Well, I suppose I should start with showing you around (hypothetically, of course. If you were here, right now, you'd be getting that precious tongue clipped off. Snip!) Hell is, actually, a pretty small town. Around 2,000 demons live here, including Big Red. The impression that Hell is some big, bloody, hot, magma-filled cave is a bit...stupid, really. Lava is basically our water, so saying Hell is full of lava is like saying Earth is full of water. Okay, that was a bit non-logical, but what I mean is lava isn't so...eh...'floody'. Though, saying lava is our water is kind of incorrect, because we have actual water (underground springs, genius. Even Hell has 'em.) Like humans, we need water to survive, as well as bathe, swim, et cetera. Also, we have the exact same food as on Earth, because...well, it tastes good (you'd be surprised what awesome chefs go to Hell, actually.) It is hot, though. Very hot. Which I why I don't where a shirt (calm down, ladies!) The houses and buildings aren't all made of rock - though they are in the 'ghetto' neighbourhood - and they appear much more like the buildings of Ancient Greece. They are more made of black-to-grey stone, however, and most of the buildings are pretty modern inside.
The school itself looks a bit like a Greek temple crossed with the White House. It's pretty god-damn big (it kind of has to be, considering the schooling goes until grade 20) and it's pretty much a labrynth inside. Luckily, us demons kind of had a bad-ass sense of memory. So, unless you're new - and may Satan have pity on your soul if you are - you won't get lost. The 'statuses' here are based on your blood status, as well as species. So, basically, if you're a pure-blooded faerie, you're as priceless as gold. But, if you're a non-blooded 'Pet'...well, good luck. Let me explain this a bit:
The human slaves work at the school, too; mostly as cafeteria workers, though a couple are janitors and the exceptionally smart are teacher's assistants. Hah; watching human janitors trying to mop with lava is funny. Well, enough of the 'Hell' chit-chat. Let's talk about its inhabitants (Oh, PS, here's the 'index' to my little introduction):
Main Introduction
Demon Species
Rules & School Schedule
Form & Characters
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Hell. Ah, such a derogatory word. It implies death, torture, fire, caverns, columns of fire spewing from the bowels of the earth itself. Well, in that case, ignore my babbling; Hell is definitely an appropriate title.
But, then again, we must all have our ways of becoming who were are. Unlike our little town, we are not simply evil by way of being created. You don't think Big Red, sitting up on his throne of skulls, became this way just by being born - er, rather, created - ...do you? No. That is why we have a clever little thing called school. Yup; even in Hell, you can't avoid it. As I said, torture is a key element in Hell. Ah, Hell. How I love it so.
More specifically, this 'school' - Underworld Academy - was created for the children of demons. There are the few (well, the many) that are sent to Hell by Big Wings up top. Then again, once He forks 'em over, they're ours. Who says they die being tortured? No; we simply dispose of their tongues and make them our slaves. Works every time.
I'll be showing you around. No worries; you don't have to care about me. No one does. I just...show people like around. Now, you may be wondering, why the Hell - whoops, sorry, Heaven - would a demon be explaining a school for demons to you? Well, Big Red's brother kind of owns the school. So, basically, it was advertise or get shaved. Yikes; I'll take the advertising. If you want to get all touchy-feely, you could call me Corydon. Or, Cory. Yes; Cory will do just nicely. So, sit back and try not to sit on a pitchfork, and I'll explain this place.
~-~
The Town
Well, I suppose I should start with showing you around (hypothetically, of course. If you were here, right now, you'd be getting that precious tongue clipped off. Snip!) Hell is, actually, a pretty small town. Around 2,000 demons live here, including Big Red. The impression that Hell is some big, bloody, hot, magma-filled cave is a bit...stupid, really. Lava is basically our water, so saying Hell is full of lava is like saying Earth is full of water. Okay, that was a bit non-logical, but what I mean is lava isn't so...eh...'floody'. Though, saying lava is our water is kind of incorrect, because we have actual water (underground springs, genius. Even Hell has 'em.) Like humans, we need water to survive, as well as bathe, swim, et cetera. Also, we have the exact same food as on Earth, because...well, it tastes good (you'd be surprised what awesome chefs go to Hell, actually.) It is hot, though. Very hot. Which I why I don't where a shirt (calm down, ladies!) The houses and buildings aren't all made of rock - though they are in the 'ghetto' neighbourhood - and they appear much more like the buildings of Ancient Greece. They are more made of black-to-grey stone, however, and most of the buildings are pretty modern inside.
The school itself looks a bit like a Greek temple crossed with the White House. It's pretty god-damn big (it kind of has to be, considering the schooling goes until grade 20) and it's pretty much a labrynth inside. Luckily, us demons kind of had a bad-ass sense of memory. So, unless you're new - and may Satan have pity on your soul if you are - you won't get lost. The 'statuses' here are based on your blood status, as well as species. So, basically, if you're a pure-blooded faerie, you're as priceless as gold. But, if you're a non-blooded 'Pet'...well, good luck. Let me explain this a bit:
- Pure-bloods: Your mother and father and their parents and their grandparents' parents and everyone until the beginning of the Earth was pure-blooded in your history. Yeah. It kind of sucks that pure-bloods occur once every twenty years or so. All 'popular' demons - with a few exceptions - are pure-bloods. Also, since there is no human occurances in the blood, all of the powers are amplified (yes, powers. Demons are totally epic.)
- Blot-bloods: Even if all of your past relatives were demon, and only one of your great-great grandmamas splurged on a human, you end up here. Almost everyone is here, actually; so don't feel bad. And, yes, there are human-demon relations. Just like human-animal. Wait, what? ...ignore that, apparently. Demons here are 'average' in the school status pool, though they have the slight opportunity to become 'popular'. Pretty good skill with their powers, but not epically epic like the pure-bloods.
- Muttled-bloods: These are the kind of below-average demons. This means there are A LOT of demon-human relations in your family. Usually 'below average' on the popularity scale; little to no chance of becoming popular. Kind of bad power skills. I took out the quotes because...well...it's kind of a fair term. Popular and stuff; fair terms. Yeah.
- Rejecteds: I pity your soul if you have been rejected. Seriously. I promise not to eat you; I feel that bad.
The 'Rejecteds' are demons that aren't. That is to say, they're angels. These angels have done something usually terrible, and were kicked out of Heaven (yeah; even God is harsh). When they arrive in Hell, they are injected with 'Fusion'. It's a mixture of demon DNA, a whole bunch of junk from Earth, magma, and a few other fun bits and pieces. It's kind of a mystery box, so their powers are unknown until they hit a certain age or stage in their life. Since these kids were never truly demon, they have terrible control over their powers, and they often go haywire. Luckily, they are usually respected; you have to do some bad sh-t to get kicked out of Heaven.
The human slaves work at the school, too; mostly as cafeteria workers, though a couple are janitors and the exceptionally smart are teacher's assistants. Hah; watching human janitors trying to mop with lava is funny. Well, enough of the 'Hell' chit-chat. Let's talk about its inhabitants (Oh, PS, here's the 'index' to my little introduction):
Main Introduction
Demon Species
Rules & School Schedule
Form & Characters
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