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Things I am Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts
I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicate that they are "covered in bees".
No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not "an extra credit project for Herbology".
"I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told you I was hardcore".
If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.
Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms".
I will not refer to the Weasley twins as "bookends".
I will not refer to the Patil twins as "bookends".
I will not call the Defense Against Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.
I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.
I am not a sloth Animagus.
I am not a tribble Animagus.
I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or pirahna.
I do not weight the same as a duck.
Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
I will not lick Trevor.
I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.
Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is coincidental.
Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.
It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.
It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself too seriously.
I am not to Owl copies of the Evil Overlord List to suspected Death Eaters.
I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
I cannot Hadoken anything into oblivion.
Nor can I cast Ice 9 or Ultima.
I will not sweep the Gryffindor common room with Harry Potter's prized Firebolt.
It is wrong to refer to Aragog as "Charlotte".
Professor Flitwick's first name in not Yoda.
I will not refer to the hippogryph as "Horseybird".
I am not the Defense Against the Boring Classes Professor.
I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.
It was not an honest mistake.
I will not swap Draco's broom with one out of Filch's broom cupboard.
It is generally accepted that Cats and Dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory, no matter how wicked the result would be.
Crucifixes do not ward off Slytherins, and I should not test that.
Professor Snape does not enjoy being called "Snookums".
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~(Victoire Weasley)~
"None of your buisiness!"I snapped,my cheeks turning flourescent pink.,"You'll never weasle it out of me Lupin.And I think it should be purple." I stalked off and sat beside Teddy,still blushing wildly.