Madeline Gomez//District 1//Female//A brat//Tagged; Eden
Madeline couldn’t help but smile as she watched Eden laugh, he seemed a bit happier after her great and amazing criticism. Who wouldn’t be? Her criticism is the best and everyone should be honored to receive it! Everyone should be lined up to receive criticism from her, it would make their lives so much better.
“You’re welcome! Who wouldn’t need such an incredible thing from me!” She exclaimed, her ego growing bigger and bigger with every passing moment. She clearly only thought that Eden was referring to the lessons and her criticism. She wasn’t exactly smart enough to realize what Eden actually meant with his statement. “It’ll benefit everyone. You’ll finally be able to make decent insults and we won’t have to deal with anymore vile insults that make me want to rip my ears off.” She continued to insist how great her lessons would be for him, insulting his amateur insults in the process. She was just telling the truth, Eden’s insults were absolutely sickening! Luckily she would help him improve his disgusting skills so that his threats won’t be so absurd anymore!
She scoffed at Eden’s attempt to appear stern. He even sucked at holding a simple look. Gosh, she had so much work ahead of her. Rolling her eyes she turned and followed Eden out of the camp, already planning out what she would teach him first. She couldn’t exactly teach him everything, that would take years that they unfortunately didn’t have anymore. She’d start off with the basics, how to make a decent insult.
“We’ll have to start from the very beginning, the bare essentials! You’re so terrible at insults that we have to cover the most basic lesson!” She just had to insult Eden again before starting, it was practically obligatory to do so! “We have to start off with the basics, things that even a tiny parasite would already know! How to make an insult, because your insults are so vile that not even the most idiotic rats would take you seriously!” She continued to insult him as she began her lesson.
“First of all, you need to actually insult them! Call them morons, tell them they smell horrendous like a bin full of rotten fruits that not even the most desperate raccoons would go near! Throw in some insulting name-calling. Call them rats, roaches, mutts, beasts, or anything that comes to mind that wouldn’t make them say thank you! You can’t call them puppies or flowers, that would be a compliment. Unless you’re able to twist it into something insulting, like a dying flower, then don’t use those!” Madeline seemed very passionate on the subject of insulting 101, after all it’s practically the only thing she actually knows. While everyone else was actually paying attention in the Career academy, Madeline was busy coming up with and practicing all of her future insults. She basically gave up the opportunity to learn how to read and write just so she could create the best insults and become the master of trash-talk! Was it worth it? Definitely!! Madeline never wanted to read and write anyways, that’s for stupid rats! She didn’t need those dumb abilities when she had an even better one!
“Be creative with your insults. You need a variety of them! They need to all be unique. You can't just say the same insult over and over again! It gets old eventually. Also don’t just copy off of other people. I know it might be enticing, since my insults are the best quality of insults you can come across, but it’s rude! You don’t want to be a discourteous rat, do you?” That was a rhetorical question and she hoped Eden wasn’t dumb enough to answer it. Despite the fact that the main purpose of insults was to be rude, copying off of others wasn’t the type of rudeness you wanted to go after. Only idiotic rats would purposefully copy off of other people!!
“That’s the simplest version of the basics. Now let’s practice! I’ve heard somewhere that practice makes you perfect! You won’t be as perfect as me but that’s obvious!! No one can be as perfect as me.”