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xxxxxPOST ONE -- THE SAINT AND SINNERS
- Welcome back Upper East Siders. I hope you enjoyed your Summer because with the arrival of Fall, comes the arrival of a new term and the unearthing of new scandals. As we’re about to embark on a new journey, I’ll give you all a refresher of what happened in the break. Consider it a back to school gift.
The ruling Queen of Constance Billard was spotted fleeing the scene of a hit and run last month. Eye witnesses have claimed that Kory was seated on the driver’s side, one hand on the wheel, the other clutching her phone. Though rumours have always circulated that those who cross her meet an untimely end, I never considered K to be the one to do the dirty work. After all, isn’t that what minions are for?
Speaking of minions, it would seem that Tay has been trying to attract the attention of the Upper East Side’s most infamous Playboy by playing him at his own game. I’ve heard she’s been getting familiar with one of Emery’s closest friends. Question is, which one? Not that it matters, everybody knows that if E prides himself on anything, it’s the fact that he’s unattainable. Though one thing he’s not is broke, as one tip insisted during the break.
You should all know by now that what I write is gospel, there’s no need for me to spread lies.
It seems we have a new comer working his way into Manhattan’s Elite and boy is he making an impression on our sweet, free spirited Flora. It seems F has been seen out in every five star restaurant and dessert shop on the Upper East Side this Summer but no one has seen her swipe a card once.
But it would appear that nobody knows who this mysterious hunk is since it seems he gives a different name every introduction that he makes. I guess we will have to see who can figure him out before the school year starts tomorrow. Whoever dishes the most dirt before the end of the night wins a prize.
You’ll all have the perfect opportunity, seeing as everybody who means anything will be attending the Saints and Sinners party this evening. I’ve heard that it’s a masquerade, but we all know where you’re sure to find Finn. With a drink in his hand at the bar, trying to ignore the fact that his family are broke. Have you ever seen a sadder Class Clown? I certainly haven’t.
There’s plenty more news for me to dish, but I have to make my way to the Waldorf. So if you’ve not been mentioned heed this warning, though some of you may be dressed as angels tonight, I know you’re all sinners and I’m ready to expose you.
XOXO
Gossip Girl




