A Lovely Mind (Zara Elric~ and wickedwolfgirl 1x1)

[Zara Pendragon]

A large man stepped out of the driver's side. He glanced at the street signs and nodded. "Hey, Bones. You wanna stay here?"

Leonard gulped when he saw who stepped out of the car. "I think that guy's FBI, Sheldon."

Howard heard FBI and immediately had to look. However, because he was on the wrong side, he had to crawl over Raj.

Bones frowned, looking the Booth. "What?" he obviously either didn't understand the question or didn't hear him.

"All the more reason to inquire." Sheldon looked to Leonard matter-of-factly, "Because he works with the Federal Bureau of Investigation would mean that he knows more about the city than any one of us. He is the perfect candidate." quickly he opened the door and stepped out of the car, setting a b-line for the man.

"Oh no..." Raj watched as Sheldon marched up to the man.

[wickedwolfgirl]

"You, know. Convenience stores have guns, and we know this guy is dangerous." Booth glanced around to see a tall, skinny man walk over to him. "Yes?" he said looking at him with a slight hint of amusement.

"Oh no is right. Why did it have to be such a large man?" Howard said shaking his head. He was waiting to see a stunned Sheldon being booted across the little parking lot.

Leonard sighed and waiting for the chaos to happen.

[Zara Pendragon]

"That's hardly the point." Bones muttered.

"Hello." Sheldon didn't smile. He was there for the facts, "My colleagues and I were wondering if you knew the location of a certain museum called the Jeffersonian."

"I guess God hates him." Raj muttered.

[wickedwolfgirl]

Booth raised his eyebrow and glanced at Brennan. "My partner works there. I need to do something quick. You might want to avoid coming close," he warned. He carefully approached the convenience store.

Howard watched the tall scary man walk into the convenience store. "At least he didn't say anything stupid yet."

[Zara Pendragon]

Booth raised his eyebrow and glanced at Brennan. "My partner works there. I need to do something quick. You might want to avoid coming close," he warned. He carefully approached the convenience store.

Howard watched the tall scary man walk into the convenience store. "At least he didn't say anything stupid yet."

"You're coming to the Jeffersonian?" Brennan asked with interest.

"Oh, yes." Sheldon nodded, smiling a tiny bit, "Not only am I a theoretical physicist, but I do have a slight interest in anthropology." He thought back to what Leonard had said about finding a "she-Sheldon" at the museum.

"That's very interesting." she replied, and the two continued to talk scientifically about both anthropology, science, and everything else which the two shared interests in.

Raj blinked, hoping he saw right. "Is that a... woman?" He was amazed that an actually, real girl was talking with Sheldon, especially one that pretty.

[wickedwolfgirl]

"Oh my god, it is," Howard said. "She's so beautiful. Why isn't she running away? Pretty women run away from Sheldon."

Leonard was more focused on the tall man, but his attention switched when Raj mentioned a woman. "I had a bad feeling we were going to find a she-Sheldon."

Booth came out a few moments later with a very humiliated, scrawny man in his early twenties. He put him in the back of the car. "Bones? We're going right?"

[Zara Pendragon]

"Oh my god, it is," Howard said. "She's so beautiful. Why isn't she running away? Pretty women run away from Sheldon."

Leonard was more focused on the tall man, but his attention switched when Raj mentioned a woman. "I had a bad feeling we were going to find a she-Sheldon."

Booth came out a few moments later with a very humiliated, scrawny man in his early twenties. He put him in the back of the car. "Bones? We're going right?"

Brennan turned to Booth. "I'm having a very intelligent conversation with this man. He's very smart. It's quite refreshing." she turned back, "I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name."

"Dr. Sheldon Cooper." he held out his hand to greet her, and she shook it.

"Dr. Temperance Brennan." she smiled, "We're heading to the Jeffersonian, anyway. You could follow us." Bones turned to look at Booth, asking him silently if he approved of the idea.

"They're..." Raj could barely believe it, "..shaking hands."

[wickedwolfgirl]

Leonard looked over. "He's touching her! That never happens. It took Sheldon's ultimate present before he even wanted to hug Penny. I knew it. She-Sheldon. That proves he isn't stranded alone on our planet."

Booth glared at her. "And I'm not smart?" He eyed the man. He seemed harmless. Obnoxious, but completely harmless. "Fine." he said climbing into the driver's side.

[Zara Pendragon]

Leonard looked over. "He's touching her! That never happens. It took Sheldon's ultimate present before he even wanted to hug Penny. I knew it. She-Sheldon. That proves he isn't stranded alone on our planet."

Booth glared at her. "And I'm not smart?" He eyed the man. He seemed harmless. Obnoxious, but completely harmless. "Fine." he said climbing into the driver's side.

"Hopefully I'll see you at the Jeffersonian so that we might continue this conversation." Bones smiled and got into the car.

Sheldon smiled, striding back to the car, getting into the passenger seat, looking smug.

Raj looked in awe at Sheldon. "So?"

"We'll follow them back to the Jeffersonian." Sheldon said, almost happily.

[wickedwolfgirl]

"So," Booth said when Brennan got in the car, "What's his deal?" he said, driving out of the parking lot.

"I can't believe it," Howard said in awe. "I just can't believe it. You didn't annoy the FBI AND you found a woman that isn't terrified by you. It's like an episode of The Twilight Zone."

Leonard started the car again. "You didn't ask about the hotel, did you?"