A Lovely Mind (Zara Elric~ and wickedwolfgirl 1x1)

[Zara Pendragon]

A Lovely Mind~

One-on-One between Zara Elric~ and wickedwolfgirl

This is a cross-over with the Big Bang Theory and Bones.

Characters~

Characters -- Who Plays Them

The Big Bang Theory

Sheldon Cooper -- Zara Elric~

Leonard Hofstadter -- wickedwolfgirl

Rajesh Koothrappali -- Zara Elric~

Howard Wolowitz -- wickedwolfgirl

Bones

Dr. Temperance Brennan -- Zara Elric~

Seeley Booth -- wickedwolfgirl

Angela Montenegro -- Zara Elric~

Dr. Jack Hodgins -- wickedwolfgirl

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Started Sunday, October 17, 2010

[wickedwolfgirl]

((You start. I'm too excited to think properly!))

[Zara Pendragon]

(Sure, wicked! 8D)

"What an utter waste of my time. If the accomplished scientists of our country would stop putting on Nova specials and create flying cars already, this kind of "awkward silence" as most of you put it would be abolished."

Sheldon Cooper looked crowded in the car, his shoulders raised, squished against the car door. The compacted junk which the four had decided to bring was almost overwhelming, and Sheldon mused that if someone had been claustrophobic, they would have died and gone to heaven by now.

Raj, looking a bit more roomy in the back seat, nodded. "Sheldon's right. When do we get potty breaks?" his Indian accent added to the humor of his words.

[wickedwolfgirl]

"Well, ask Howard about the cars. He's the engineer," Leonard sighed. The other two men in the car were lucky. They didn't have to live with the obnoxiously stubborn, self-centered, most likely an alien Sheldon Cooper. And, they didn't have to help him tag all of his clothes and belongings he was taking with them. He wrapped his fingers tighter around the steering wheel as he imagined the fun he, Howard and Raj would have if they managed to trap Sheldon in the apartment, and the lack of entertainment in the car with Sheldon in it. He had to get Sheldon's attention to Howard. It was in self-defense.

Howard jerked up in his seat as Leonard passed the metaphorical baton to him. What! That's not fair! He glanced pleadingly at Raj. He had a suspicion that Sheldon would point out his lack of a doctorate. He never got tired of pointing it out.

[Zara Pendragon]

"Well, ask Howard about the cars. He's the engineer," Leonard sighed. The other two men in the car were lucky. They didn't have to live with the obnoxiously stubborn, self-centered, most likely an alien Sheldon Cooper. And, they didn't have to help him tag all of his clothes and belongings he was taking with them. He wrapped his fingers tighter around the steering wheel as he imagined the fun he, Howard and Raj would have if they managed to trap Sheldon in the apartment, and the lack of entertainment in the car with Sheldon in it. He had to get Sheldon's attention to Howard. It was in self-defense.

Howard jerked up in his seat as Leonard passed the metaphorical baton to him. What! That's not fair! He glanced pleadingly at Raj. He had a suspicion that Sheldon would point out his lack of a doctorate. He never got tired of pointing it out.

Sheldon sighed. "Regardless of that over-used excuse, I have come to the conclusion that he doesn't possess a high enough intelligence to create such a car."

Raj had the urge to declare "Oh snap!", but decided not to, for Howard's sake.

[wickedwolfgirl]

Howard glared at Sheldon. "Thank you. I feel so much better, now that I know it's pointless for me to try to succeed," he said, using sarcasm. It confused Sheldon, which meant one of two things. He would either analyze it in silence, which was the intended goal, or he would pester someone else about it, also acceptable.

Leonard glanced out the window. Please, please, PLEASE! Let us find the hotel soon. I can't take it much longer.

[Zara Pendragon]

Howard glared at Sheldon. "Thank you. I feel so much better, now that I know it's pointless for me to try to succeed," he said, using sarcasm. It confused Sheldon, which meant one of two things. He would either analyze it in silence, which was the intended goal, or he would pester someone else about it, also acceptable.

Leonard glanced out the window. Please, please, PLEASE! Let us find the hotel soon. I can't take it much longer.

"I'm glad you find that comforting." Sheldon retorted calmly, "Hopefully that fact will let the small amount of brain cells that you have left work at a successful career in McDonalds." he looked out the window, studying the sky.

Raj looked to Leonard, who seemed just as uncomfortable as himself. "Can we stop at a gas station or something?" He wished that the car was running low on something.

[wickedwolfgirl]

Don't punch him, don't punch him, though it would be nice, don't do it. Howard chanted mentally. He was happy they managed to get two rooms. After a long complicated process of logical debate, rock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spock, and one arm wrestling match, Leonard was rooming with Sheldon, much to Howard's overall mental happiness and sanity.

Leonard pulled into a 7-11. "We can't be too far. Sheldon, where did the map go? Someone did Mapquest it right?" We drove all the way out to Washington D.C. because someone won't fly, and there were no trains routes that didn't take five different switches. We better not be lost.

[Zara Pendragon]

Don't punch him, don't punch him, though it would be nice, don't do it. Howard chanted mentally. He was happy they managed to get two rooms. After a long complicated process of logical debate, rock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spock, and one arm wrestling match, Leonard was rooming with Sheldon, much to Howard's overall mental happiness and sanity.

Leonard pulled into a 7-11. "We can't be too far. Sheldon, where did the map go? Someone did Mapquest it right?" We drove all the way out to Washington D.C. because someone won't fly, and there were no trains routes that didn't take five different switches. We better not be lost.

Sheldon looked to Leonard. "Leonard, would such an advanced mind forget something as essential as a map in which to-" he had been reaching down into the in-door compartment, when he froze.
He took a second, blinking.
"Leonard," he began again, looking to him, "did you bring a map?"

Raj groaned mentally, and gave a look to Howard, wondering if he knew how he felt. Hopefully this wouldn't continue... As long as they had money, they could just buy one, or....
"Did you bring your computer?" Raj leaned over into the seat, covering half of his mouth and whispering into Howard's ear. He would give him credit for it, mostly because Sheldon had been burning him so badly that he was surprised that he was still Howard, not a over-done steak by now.

[wickedwolfgirl]

"I'm the driver. The driver doesn't navigate. That's shot-gun's job," Leonard said, annoyance hinting in his voice. He rummaged around in his compartment, only to find a bottle of sunblock and a leaky bottle of hand sanitizer. "I don't have one. Raj? Howard?" he said in a tone that very clearly meant, "One of you better have it."

Howard nodded. "Yeah, Who wouldn't?" he replied back in a low voice. He dug out his laptop case and pushed the on button. Nothing happened. "Oh no. It's dead. Do you have something? Anything? Phone? Brain implant? Something?" he whispered, getting a little desperate.