by gotta.blast » Sun May 17, 2015 2:50 am
Pay the price? Ugh, that just ruined everything. She left her wallet back at home, having known that she wouldn't need it while looking for Atlantis, since they were in the middle of nowhere on historical grounds. Heck, those people didn't even know what guns were, and still traded for stuff with shells and flowers. For having advanced defense systems, Helga was really confused by that aspect. "I'd appreciate you getting rid of some certain people so they would t be able to sabotage me," Ms. Sinclair started speaking, hands still behind her back with the crystal, "but I'm afraid I have left my wallet back at my place, back from wherever I came from in relativity to this hell- I mean island." She said in an innocent manner, blue eyes wide. In that moment, when Rumplestiltskin mentioned having the Dark One doing dirty work, Helga couldn't help but suddenly fidget with the crystal in her hands. If she was going to take revenge on people that stood in her way, she wouldn't need it. A few more thoughts came into her head, about how there were more like it (especially with Milo's little girlfriend being the Queen). Without a second doubt about it, Helga held out her hands, revealing the glowing blue crystal. "Unless you want this. It's a fragment of the Heart of Atlantis. Can control the city and turn people to stone. Do me a favor and it's all yours...as well as my spy services, if this gem isn't enough for your liking." By his outfit, the agent could tell he liked extravagant things.
Oh god not good not good not good. Yup, between being forced to crawl through the deserts, forced to see mirages of Natasha and Doug and Lucky and Pietro and Wanda before they were whisked away and then some firestorm of some guy named Sharkbait Ohaha Ra and then to crumple at Ahkmenrah's feet, Nick Fury would be very disappointed in that he was killed for something as dumb as earpieces. In all that the pharaoh said, Clint was only cowering as he hung upside down, regretting not taking a second look before he took to the trees. His eyes were closed again, instead hearing Loki's voice instead of Ahk's because of the similarity until...
The pharaoh stopped and started laughing at what he was saying.
Out of shock and surprise, Barton fell from his tree, landing on his back beside Ahkmenrah. "Any darker and I might have thought you were apart of HYDRA, dear gods," he huffed, thanking Thor and Odin and Lady Sif secretly in his mind. Standing up in a hurry, he adjusted his bow, taking off his quiver that was now empty from him falling with such a loud 'thump'. It was light without the arrows in it, so Barton only did the most reasonable thing. He threw it at Ahk. "Maybe I should slap you again for that. I almost just died after you said your first sentence. I never knew a kid could be so terrifying." Hawkeye picked up some arrows, glaring. "Just add the horns to the helmet, give you a staff, a green outfit, and bam. You sounded like Loki so much...but my question to you is," he turned back to him, with a face that looked like a smolder.
"Have you ever seen me in playing Hide and Seek in the Avengers Tower? That game is easier to win than the Hulk smashing your brother and Thor's brother simultaneously. I hide in the air ducts all the time, then lower down just like this for the element of surprise while everybody else is looking for me. I mean, I've gotten punched multiple times, mostly by my Russian girlfriend, but it's worth it to monkey around."
"Let's see," Stark started in response to Rocket's 'quality over quantity' statement, "there's Thor, a god and prince of Asgard. Natasha Romanoff, a master assassin who gets the job done right. Clint Barton, a master archer who has never missed a single shot in his life. Bruce Banner, who can transform into a smashing machine due to his fantastic anger management problems. Steve Rogers, a super soldier who lives up to the legend. Me, a Multi billionaire genius with suits. Wanda Maximoff, who can invade your mind and play around a bit. Pietro Maximoff," he had to mention this guy out of honor, "who's about as fast as your rocket ships. And the Vision. A super computerized intelligent Mind Gem guy. That, versus...You, a small raccoon who's only defense is weaponry and a tall talking tree. Groot, just as I said, a talking plant. Drax, a psycho maniac who wanted to kill Ronan and Thanos. Gamora, daughter of Thanos and assassin traitor. And then there's your fearless leader Peter Quill, a space outlaw who pretends to be many things he's not. Now, who has both quality and quantity here?" Stark asked, hoping to have finally gotten his point across. "Still physical attacking because...well I don't know why, but it just isn't!" The one rare moment where Iron Man couldn't think of a good come back. "She won't listen to you, she's talking to Bumblebee or whatever anyways..." He said, pretending that she had never yelled at him just a few moments ago.
Loki heard what Jormungand muttered, holding his staff and waving it as a warning. Of course, he could do other things without it, but after being without it because of HYDRA, he loved abusing its power once more. "I don't even know how this misgardian child knows of me, or who she even is," he said to the three, even though it had been quite obvious by his actions that she wanted no part in Mae-Jolie's fangirling attitude. When her personality went from fun loving, to serious and totally done, he only rolled his eyes, but said nothing in response to not mind controlling her. "How would you know? Hmm? Maybe I'm just portrayed wrong in your bedtime stories. Maybe I will be willing enough to mind control you just so you will be quiet for two seconds, you ungrateful child!" The salamander thing intrigued him although. How hadn't he thought of doing something like that? Usually he changed other people's forms (such as when he turned Thor into Lady Sif for that brief time), but never into animals. When Mae explained to Hel and Jormungand that Rumplestiltskin was the culprit, the god let out an audible gasp. So that's what his acquaintances were up to when he wasn't around? Heck, he thought they were still at the castle dealing with the Stormtroopers, to be honest. "Of course he would. Little imp has nothing better to do than making deals and doing stupid things," Laufeyson growled audibly, clearly disgusted in how these people he worked with abused their powers.
((*whispers* did I miss a post for Zelena?))