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Milah heaved a sigh. Deal-making, dark magic? That was her Rumple, alright. As if there was any other. She frowned, however, at that last part of the description.
"No, he's not," she snapped with corrective abjection, a little too quickly.
"He was married. His wife left him." She, of course, assumed that when Lucille said he was married, she was referring to the runaway she-pirate. It had never been a formal parting, but if that little imp was spreading rumors that they were still together, she was going to stick her sword so far down his throat...She never would've guessed that Rumple had actually found another love interest, and one that loved him
back at that. At that next part, about collecting a sample off her head, Milah cocked her head brazenly.
"My hair? What would you want with my hair?" she narrowed her eyes.
"I may not have magic, but I know a little something about spells from my travels, and usually, if a stranger asks you for a lock of hair, it is not good." she folded her arms over her chest.
"Suppose I'd rather take the overgrown geckos on myself? I have a Asgardian on my side, after all, and one who's waiting for me to flank the other side and help in the assault, at that."ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴥ-ᴄᴓɴ
Rocket sighed when Steel finally put him down, picking some grime from his wet fur and shuddering involuntarily.
"It's okay, Groot, don't worry about Steel," he cleared his throat, then glanced Tony's way.
"Iron Man over there is the one you need to keep an eye on. But, sure, like Steel said, no pushy-shovey-whiney fits anymore... got that, Stark?" he said tauntingly, but didn't wait for an answer as he started wringing water out of his dark-striped tail.
"I ain't goin' nowhere until my weapon is fixed," the raccoon stated stubbornly, walking up to his desecrated gun as a mourner might walk up to a friend's grave. He plopped down next to the metal wreckage and started assessing the damage.
"Don't worry, though. I'm a genius, so it shouldn't take too long."TᕼE EᗰᑭOᖇEᖇ
Kuzco held on tightly as he felt the wind rushing past him, billowing through his hair and inflating the sleeves of his royal garments. San was right...the wolf
did go fast, and the teenaged Emperor couldn't help but let out a small, startled whimper when they first took off, subconsciously wrapping his arms around her waist in an attempt to keep a steady hold, more out of fright than anything intimate. He quirked a brow when she started talking about her and her brother's daring exploits.
"Whoa whoa whoa, wait, who is this Lady Eboshi you keep talking about? Irontown? I've never heard of those before." Sheesh, Irontown, Irontown, Irontown, does she ever stop talking about herself? he thought to himself in exasperation.
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The Dark One's evil smirk grew wider.
"Of course it will help me!" he took a few steps towards Legolas.
"Every detail you give me is precious." Rumple silently observed the other's movements, and then eyed him warningly.
"Careful, dearie. You may escape, but wouldn't it be the most tragic thing if, right after you left, something horrible were to happen to that innocent girl? What was her name, again? Mir?" he'd heard the name spoken somewhere before, and reasoned that it must belong to the girl they were currently holding captive.
"Such a pretty little girl...I wonder what would happen if I tried to trace that pretty little face with this knife..." he took another step towards the Elf.
"Fear not, Legolas. I will let you go, in due time...but first...won't you give me a detailed account of your day?"[Rumple may or may not be planning to take Legolas's heart
make him forget their little interrogation ever happened
and then use him as a puppet/undercover agent oops
but if you want to object, then we can just stall until Lucille intervenes, and when Rumple is distracted then Legsy can get away. XD]
[I'll try to get to Diaval on my next post, I just don't have a lot of time today ;-; ]