by Quentin Trembley III » Thu Jan 01, 2015 10:49 am
Youichi Hijiri
He lifted a hand and lightly slapped her face more like set his hand on her cheek and let it run down her cheek
As the 8½ President, I have said to have won due to an actual landslide. I made the "Depantsipation Proclaimation," a law that prohibited people from wearing pants. I have waged wars on pancakes, appointed 6 babies to the Supreme Court, and also rode horses backwards. I founded the town of Gravity Falls by plummeting off a cliff on a horse at high speed. My State of the Union speech featured the quote: "The only thing we have to fear is gigantic, man-eating spiders!" I have also encased myself in a block of solid peanut brittle