by lessonlesson » Thu Mar 12, 2015 3:59 pm
"You're most certainly welcome there, Periodot. Oh, so a no on the Dottie, but I sure as hell am not calling you Perry. I've gotta start big, because the only way I can go is down, with those bad___ teenage turtles fighting villians in the sewers, you know. Oh, wait, that's right, you don't watch TV. That means according to my programming, about 50 percent of my sassy remarks and snide commentary have now become completely and utterly useless. Oh well. I still have another 50 percent at least, I mean damn, I have enough sass to feed an entire family on Thanksgiving, give or take a few strangers and homeless bros from the streets. So, got any info as to what planet in this motherloving universe we have been dropped on so graciously?" Hal laughed, trying to make the best of a bad situation.
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