♠SBURB 2.0 :;Homestuck:; ~Need People~

[Silver-the-Beat]

Sollux groaned. He growled a little and shuffled around as Vriska kept shaking him.

Mituna eyed John cautiously as he crouched down. He turned his attention towards Sollux again as he moved and leaned forward a tiny bit. "5-50LLUX?"

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"Well, it seems you're doing a great job, Vriska!" John laughed. "I'm going to have to remember that technique." He glanced at Mituna, who was probably Sollux's dancestor, and gave a small grin. Turning back to Sollux, John didn't shake him but said; "Sollux, you okay?"

[ActualAceland]

Vriska shoved john out of the way. "Move! He needs some space!"

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"Oh! Of course!" John backed away nervously. At least, more nervous than he had been a few seconds ago.

[Silver-the-Beat]

Sollux took a deep breath and sighed. He fell limp, but his heart was still beating, only it was very slow and weak.

Mituna was concerned. "50LLUX? PL347H53 W4K3 UP..."

[ActualAceland]

Vriska was in a state of panic. "I-I need eeeeeeeeverybody except for kanaya and fef to baaaaaaaack up!"

[Lacuna]

karkat stood on the sidelines of all the madness... now he HAD to be crazy- he felt like he knew that bucktoothed human- john... it was almost rediculous how odd that human made him feel. he was confused to say the least, and something about the blue john wore made him sad...
"OH SCREW IT! WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE EVEN MEAN?!? "MAKE US PAY." FOR WHAT?!? WE DID NOTHING, YOU CAME HERE- ATTACKED US- WE FLED- AND NOW YOUR ALL TRYING TO CONFUSE US WITH ALTERNATE TIMELINES AND CRAP?!
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his face turned redder by the second and he ranted to the open space

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John watched his best bro rant. Just like the good times. The regular times. "Look, Karkat. i just got here!" John threw his hands up into the air. "I have no idea why you guys are at war, or why 'we' attacked you." John shrugged and blinked slowly, as if thinking. "Anyways," he said, glancing back and forth between the four trolls, "I think I should probably try to find a solution to all this madness!"

[ChemicalTrip]

"WOAH... FIRST OFF, HOW ON ALTERNIA DO YOU KNOW MY NAME!? SECOND, YOU LOOK LIKE, AND PROBABLY SMELL LIKE A SOCK WITH THAT RIDICULOUS HOOD, THIRD... SERIOUSLY- DO I NOT KNOW YOU!!! LIKE HOLY CRAP!! I MAY BE GOING CRAZY HERE...."
karkat walks over to john and looks him up and down
"YOUR NOT BENT ON KILLING US OFF, BUT YOUR PROBABLY THE ONLY HUMAN HERE WITH SOME DECENCY OR SENSE CONSIDERING YOUR A POOR EXCUSE FOR A LIFE FORM..."

[ActualAceland]

"will everybody just shuuuuuuuut up for 8 seconds!?" She continued to nudge sollux