March Hare
⋰A⋰b⋰o⋰u⋰t⋰~ Hello! My name is March June Simone! But you can call me Marchy. Born on March 4, I'm a soldier, cause I march forth. Get it? Hahahahahehehehehehohohohohoooo! If you can't tell, I'm a jokester! I keep the hatter in line, and we love tea time! Tea time is every time! Heheheh! I may be a girl, but I do love to muck around with the boys! And I tell you, when Alice came around, I didn't know how to handle being around another girl! Hahaha! Geddit? Handle? Like a teapot! Hahahahahahehehehehehehehe! As much fun as I may seem, I do have anger issues, and it makes it so much fun to throw tea trays and teacups at strangers! Ooh! And I do love Wonderland's song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Bat. I like to dress in a brown coat, pants and boots, a tea stained color shirt underneath! You can only see faint tea stains on my clothing, so it's good for appearances! Oh, but what of that one...? There's that one too... I really should fix that, hmm... Anywho, my hair is a deep brown, so when I dip it in tea for smell, I don't have to worry about discoloration! Though, it does stick up like rabbit's ears... I love to hop around like a bunny though! I run like one too! But don't worry, I'm just as sane as you are.