by InfectedHau » Thu Feb 26, 2015 5:37 pm
"You ever put a glue stick in the microwave?" I ask, handing the attendant some money and picked up a ball. I stare intensely at the bottles, making it look like I'm calculating the trajectory of my throw, when I'm really sending microwave pulses at the base of the pyramid, heating the glue and melting it into a useless puddle. I don't actually feel bad about this, since it's not really stealing. Just giving myself a fair chance. Winding up for a moment, I fling the ball at the base of my de-rigged pyramid, scattering the bottles like skittles in a tornado and earning myself a bewildered stare and a stuffed bear half as big as I am from the attendant.