- [ i wanna new charrie! i wuv him so much. <3
OH NO! i apologize for the design of this post. it sucks but i had nothing else to do and i'm really bored. =3 ]
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ＤＯＮ'Ｔ ＢＥ ａ ｆ ｒ ａ ｉ ｄ,
i've ｔａｋｅｎ MY BEATINGS.
I'VE ｓ-ｈ-ａ-ｒ-ｅ-ｄ what Ｉ made.
I AM strong on the ( S U R F A C E )
ＮＯＴ all the way ↳ t h r o u g h ↲
ｗｈｅｎ ｙｏｕ'ｒｅ ｆｅｅｌｉｎｇ ｅｍｐｔｙ,
ＫＥＥＰ ＭＥ ＩＮ ＹＯＵＲ ＭＥＭＯＲＹ
ｌｅａｖｅwweｏｕｔwweａｌｌwweｔｈｅwweｒｅｓｔ.
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Ａ Ｌ Ｌiａｂｏｕｔiｍｅ.
❝ introduction's first, right? well, i'm chris but i suppose you don't really want to know my real name. if you do, then fine. my last name is spradlin. pretty mouthful, right?
my alias for wwe is kassius ohno and i'd prefer if you'd call me that. although i like my real name, i'd feel even special and loved if you would just call me kass. about my age and stuff, hmm? i'm 27 and pretty old, if i do say so myself, but i feel as good as ever! i guess that's what optimism does for a man but never mind that. i was born on the 12th of february 1987, on a snowy day in Dayton, Ohio and, if you haven't figured it out by know, i belong to the stronger gender. you don't know what that means? let me ease it up for you: i am a man, lad, fella, chap or any other synonym to 'male'. look it up and let me prove that i am not lying. i could've lied but what good would that do to me? i sincerely do not wish for a gender change. no, thank you. you can keep it. i appreciate the thought but it's got to be a no.
my physique is pretty normal, i believe. i am six foot four inches tall and weight no more, no less than two-hundred thirteen pounds while being muscular and all that, though i have neither four packs nor eight packs but merely a flat stomach and hip dents. i am pretty much happy with that.
i have dirty blonde hair which reaches my shoulders while being loose, beard of the same shade and a mix between grey and green eyes.
i like to think of myself as a good person with a acceptable personality. usually, i am pretty laid back and nothing will change that until someone starts harassing me or, even worse, putting their hands on me while harassing me verbally. i assure you that if you do that, you'll leave with your tail between your legs, a broken nose, broken teeth and a blackened eye. just so you know. on the other part, i am really compassionate and love to put a smile on people's faces through my witty jokes and sayings whenever they're feeling down. at first sight, i'm not cold and brash but exactly the opposite; i'm friendly and cool with everybody, even the wrestling fanatics. i always have time to stay around after the show for a picture or autograph with the fans. they're the ones who, somewhat, brought me where i am now, aren't they? to end this, i don't think i would've gotten this far in wrestling industry if i were just a typical snob off the block. no one wants a guy like that working for them, that i truly know.
on the aspect of my in-ring persona, my gimmick is 'that young k.o. kid' and has the exact opposite traits of those listed above. i'm hot-headed, revengeful, all-knowing, the precise description of a heel, which i am right now. but it's not like me being a baby-face is different; i just fight off bad guys instead of goodie-two-shoes. my ring gear is the basic one: trunks, boots, knee and elbow pads, nothing special. what i really like is my entrance theme. a bit too metal for my taste but not too shabby. it fits me. oh, also, i wanted to add some things about my moves; my finishers are 'k.o.' - elbow smash, 'kassius clutch' - arm trao inverted cravate and 'ohno blade' - inverted headlock to a discus elbow smash to the back of my opponent's head while my most used moves probably are an assortment of different suplexes, submission maneuvers and my specialty, corkscrew monsault off the top rope. now onto the boring side, the promotions i've been in. well, first is iwa: mid-south then chikara, czw, tna, pwg, roh and finally, some smaller ones in europe.
this is probably most of you have waited for. my relationships' status. to begin with, i am single. yes and yes, i like females. on my 'buddies' list are a lot and i am grateful that i've had the opportunnity to meet them, wrestle them and being able to call them my friends. to name just a few: cesaro, sami zayn, cm punk, daniel bryan, dean ambrose and a lot more others i can't really remember right now and to which i apologize in advance if they suddenly hate me.
this talk was pleasant but all good things must come to an end, so... this is were we part ways. see you around! ❞
i've ｔａｋｅｎ MY BEATINGS.
I'VE ｓ-ｈ-ａ-ｒ-ｅ-ｄ what Ｉ made.
I AM strong on the ( S U R F A C E )
ＮＯＴ all the way ↳ t h r o u g h ↲
ｗｈｅｎ ｙｏｕ'ｒｅ ｆｅｅｌｉｎｇ ｅｍｐｔｙ,
ＫＥＥＰ ＭＥ ＩＮ ＹＯＵＲ ＭＥＭＯＲＹ
ｌｅａｖｅwweｏｕｔwweａｌｌwweｔｈｅwweｒｅｓｔ.
- - - - ♚ - - - -
Ａ Ｌ Ｌiａｂｏｕｔiｍｅ.
❝ introduction's first, right? well, i'm chris but i suppose you don't really want to know my real name. if you do, then fine. my last name is spradlin. pretty mouthful, right?
my alias for wwe is kassius ohno and i'd prefer if you'd call me that. although i like my real name, i'd feel even special and loved if you would just call me kass. about my age and stuff, hmm? i'm 27 and pretty old, if i do say so myself, but i feel as good as ever! i guess that's what optimism does for a man but never mind that. i was born on the 12th of february 1987, on a snowy day in Dayton, Ohio and, if you haven't figured it out by know, i belong to the stronger gender. you don't know what that means? let me ease it up for you: i am a man, lad, fella, chap or any other synonym to 'male'. look it up and let me prove that i am not lying. i could've lied but what good would that do to me? i sincerely do not wish for a gender change. no, thank you. you can keep it. i appreciate the thought but it's got to be a no.
my physique is pretty normal, i believe. i am six foot four inches tall and weight no more, no less than two-hundred thirteen pounds while being muscular and all that, though i have neither four packs nor eight packs but merely a flat stomach and hip dents. i am pretty much happy with that.
i have dirty blonde hair which reaches my shoulders while being loose, beard of the same shade and a mix between grey and green eyes.
i like to think of myself as a good person with a acceptable personality. usually, i am pretty laid back and nothing will change that until someone starts harassing me or, even worse, putting their hands on me while harassing me verbally. i assure you that if you do that, you'll leave with your tail between your legs, a broken nose, broken teeth and a blackened eye. just so you know. on the other part, i am really compassionate and love to put a smile on people's faces through my witty jokes and sayings whenever they're feeling down. at first sight, i'm not cold and brash but exactly the opposite; i'm friendly and cool with everybody, even the wrestling fanatics. i always have time to stay around after the show for a picture or autograph with the fans. they're the ones who, somewhat, brought me where i am now, aren't they? to end this, i don't think i would've gotten this far in wrestling industry if i were just a typical snob off the block. no one wants a guy like that working for them, that i truly know.
on the aspect of my in-ring persona, my gimmick is 'that young k.o. kid' and has the exact opposite traits of those listed above. i'm hot-headed, revengeful, all-knowing, the precise description of a heel, which i am right now. but it's not like me being a baby-face is different; i just fight off bad guys instead of goodie-two-shoes. my ring gear is the basic one: trunks, boots, knee and elbow pads, nothing special. what i really like is my entrance theme. a bit too metal for my taste but not too shabby. it fits me. oh, also, i wanted to add some things about my moves; my finishers are 'k.o.' - elbow smash, 'kassius clutch' - arm trao inverted cravate and 'ohno blade' - inverted headlock to a discus elbow smash to the back of my opponent's head while my most used moves probably are an assortment of different suplexes, submission maneuvers and my specialty, corkscrew monsault off the top rope. now onto the boring side, the promotions i've been in. well, first is iwa: mid-south then chikara, czw, tna, pwg, roh and finally, some smaller ones in europe.
this is probably most of you have waited for. my relationships' status. to begin with, i am single. yes and yes, i like females. on my 'buddies' list are a lot and i am grateful that i've had the opportunnity to meet them, wrestle them and being able to call them my friends. to name just a few: cesaro, sami zayn, cm punk, daniel bryan, dean ambrose and a lot more others i can't really remember right now and to which i apologize in advance if they suddenly hate me.
this talk was pleasant but all good things must come to an end, so... this is were we part ways. see you around! ❞
