The New Legend of Zelda V2 - {closed}

[deku baba]

(Ok guys, get in the tardis)
(door should be locked so that Torrent can be a derp)

[scythe.]

{lol ok}
I looked at the door.
"It's impressive, to say the least. Is it locked?"

[Vigilante Wolf]

Link~
i stare at the door and say "yup........." then i stare at torrent "go ahead durp child do you magic..." i say rolling my eyes.

[deku baba]

"I'm not a derp. You are a derp." I take the needle out again and wiggle it around. After a while the lock sprang open. I grab the lance again.

[scythe.]

"Before we enter, Link, what's Diababa like? What are her weaknesses?"

[Vigilante Wolf]

Link~
"stupid kids......." i growl then i say "well.... shes huge. her weaknesses would have to be at eye that sticks out of her mouth...... or else its sorta hard to remember...."

[deku baba]

I stick my tongue out at Link.
" Lets just do it!" I yell.

[scythe.]

"That's fine. So, let's go in there and kill this thing!"
I push open the door.
Inside, it's just a pool of clear water. There's a small Deku Baba on two logs floating in the water. Suddenly, the water turned noxious and purple, and the two Deku Babas grew huge.
"Uhm... Is that it?"

[deku baba]

"Guess s- ACK!" I leap back as one of the heads tries to bite me. "Eat bomb!" I yell, and chuck a bomb into it's mouth.

[scythe.]

"You're on to something. I don't have any bombs, but there are some bombchus on those logs."
I grab a bombchu and chuck it into its mouth.