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[Pirate Spawn]

((Hiya!))

"It's more common than you might think."

[The March Hare]

{How are you?}

"Oh, I believe it's quite common." March muttered, shaking his head and walking back into the kitchen. "Now shut up and keep looking."

[Pirate Spawn]

((I'm fine, you?))

"Meanie," Ellary muttered, reading.

[The March Hare]

{Fine. How was your day?}

"Pot, meet kettle." March called back, rummaging through one of the cabinets. "What sort of muffin do you want?"

[Pirate Spawn]

((So. Boring. What about yours?))

"Wait.... What?" Ellary asked, looking over to him.

[The March Hare]

{Surprisingly productive.}

"You do know what a muffin is, right?" March muttered, sounding slightly confused.

[Pirate Spawn]

((Sounds fun.))

Ellary rolled her eyes. "Yes. I know. I was talking about the first thing you said, about the kettle and pot."

[The March Hare]

{Fun is not the word I would use to describe it.}

"Oh, that? It's an old expression. Basically, I was calling you a hypocrite."

[Pirate Spawn]

((Eh, okay then.))

"Oh," ellary muttered. "I've never heard of it."

[The March Hare]

"Well, that wasn't the whole expression. Now about the muffins."