Shattered Fantasy (Alice in Wonderland roleplay) Accepting!

[The March Hare]

Augustus

"Is it Time?" Augustus asked curiously.

[Pirate Spawn]

Kristy nodded. "Yeah."

[The March Hare]

Augustus

"Yay, my turn!" Augustus chirped. "Ok, how about this. A man is going to be executed. The executioner gives him a choice of how he is to die. He is to make a single statement. If what he says is true, he is to be hanged. If what he says is false, he is to be beheaded. What does he say to remain alive?"

[Pirate Spawn]

"I, uh... I don't know," Kristy mumbled.

[The March Hare]

Augustus

"Want to take a guess?"

[Pirate Spawn]

"I'm going to die?" Kristy replied.

[The March Hare]

Augustus

"Close, but no. Want to try again?"

[Pirate Spawn]

"Umm... You're going to kill me?" Kristy giggled. "That would sound weird to someone outside of the conversation."

[The March Hare]

Augustus

"Yeah, it would sound weird. And no, not that either."

[Pirate Spawn]

"Damn," Kristy mumbled. "Alright, what is it?"