(( You know what I do all the time that freaks people out?
Person: Ow, my leg hurts!
Me: Cut it off! BWAHAHAHA!
Other person: I got a papercut.
Me: I'll cut it off, but don't worry, I'll use scissors. BWAHAHAHA!
For some reason this is disturbing to normal people. I mean, who knew?
And I also tell them that Glinda is really GAlinda, and Elphie kicks butt. Then they just get confused... ))