The hidden sessions [Homestuck session rp] Session 1 open

[kirill]

(Inviting someone over ^^)

[Agent Cooper]

(( Yay. ))

[fear themself]

((Hmm..I'll see how many people we have.))

[fear themself]

Uh..bump?

[ceodoreharvey]

{.Bump.

[Knalriki]

This looks promising. May I reserve this post for my character? She will most likely be up by the end of the day, I just have a monstrous amount of schoolwork I need to get out of the way first, if you don't mind. Did I also mention that I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE STAIRS, BRO! Consider yourself WARNED, dude.





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Added a sprite! Back to schoolwork.

Your name is SAGILA HATHOR, and you are currently stuck in your treetop hive. You don't trust any of the readers enough yet to disclose to them why you are trapped there, and instead elect to introduce yourself in a more predictable manner. You suspect that your LUSUS has been up to her usual mischief yet again, as you somehow doubt anything other than you or a LARGE SERPENT could possibly navigate the network of tubes and slides that tie your hive together. With nothing better to do, you decide to turn your attention to the OMINOUS MURAL on your wall, depicting all manner of horrific scenes of torture and bloodshed. God, you love torture. You attempt to add on to the incomplete artwork, but in trying to pick up your trusty PAINTBRUSH, a HOST PLUSH goes flying out of your FAITH MODUS. It looks like you will have to find more reasons to trust that plush if you want to pick it back up, seeing how you are bound to lose your grip on anything that you TRUST less than the thing you just picked up. According to your handy TRUST-O-PEDIA extension, your PAINTBRUSH happens to be at the top of the list for trustworthiness, while that HOST PLUSH is somewhere in the 20's. Your faith in your PAINTBRUSH is likely part of why you are so proud to weild your mighty FLAIL STRIFE SPECIBUS.

If you could have descended into your LIVING BLOCK, you could have switched on your beloved GRAMOPHONE and listened to some of that delightful music folks refer to as JAZZ. You could really go for some of that right about now. SMOOTH JAZZ makes the perfect backdrop for your sadistic pastime of devising THE MOST HORRENDOUS TORTURE TECHNIQUES THE PLANET HAS EVER SEEN, and using them to punish the CRIMINALS of your personal headworld - though in actuality they are the monsters that hatch from the parasitic game of FIDUSPAWN. You guess you enjoy watching the things MAUL each other, too. Your peculiar INTERSTS are, of course, a personal secret you would never dream of sharing with anyone else through TROLLIAN, which just so happens to be your chat client of choice. Your trolltag is insomniaticContinuity, and y∞ ssssseem t∞ have a habit of sssssspeaking in an esssspecially sssussspiciousssss manner.



If you think I read that, you are sadly mistaken.
Fine. Here'sssss the ssshort versssion.
NAME: Sagila Hathor
TROLLTAG: insomniaticContinuity
STRIFE SPECIBUS: PAINTBRUSHKIND/FLAILKIND
MOON: Derse
INTERESTS: Painting, torture, jazz, Fiduspawn, snakes
LUSUS: snake
HIVE: Treehive


MEDIUM: Land of Bones and Oil
GOD TIER: Thief of Mind



With nothing better to be doing right now, you switch on your Husktop and see what's happening on Trollian. It looks like a number of other trolls are online. Who will you trust this time?

[fear themself]

Of course, you have a reserved space.

[Vanillite]

=====> Be the girl without a left eye.

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Your name is NEONOM ELEIRD.

You enjoy MILD ROLEPLAYING. You used to do EXTREME ROLEPLAYING, but after the INCIDENT where you LOST your LEFT EYE, you decided it was time to STOP. You cover the WOUND with a SCARF of your BLOOD COLOR. You also have a STRANGE FEAR of your SCARF being REMOVED. You haven't checked the WOUND since you put the scarf over your EYE, and you HOPE it's not too BAD. Another thing you take INTEREST in is STARS, or ASTRONOMY as humans call it. You don't CARE what anyone else says about your STRANGE interest, you find it ENJOYABLE. One last thing, you spend too much TIME on your COMPUTER. Your COMPUTER is a STRANGE thing and cannot really be DESCRIBED.

Your FETCH MODUS is the TARDIS FETCH MODUS. The FUNNY thing about your FETCH MODUS is that it looks small, HOWEVER you can fit an UNLIMITED amount of ITEMS in there. That DOESN'T mean that you can ALWAYS get them out when you NEED them, though. Speaking of TARDIS, what IS a TARDIS? You don't KNOW that it's from a HUMAN show called DOCTOR WHO. You PROBABLY won't find out. Your TROLLTAG is bloodyTape and your quirk is a very phunny and strange thing.

Name: Neonom Eleird
Age: 6.4 sweeps
Gender: Female
Quirk: she doesn't capitalize any letters, and she replaces 'f' with 'ph'.
Blood: ALMOST mutant icy blue.
Handle: bloodyTape
Lusus: An small-ish orca with bat wings that can breathe above air.
Hive: A dome that's very tall but not very wide.
Strife: Tapekind
Modus: TARDIS
Moon: Derse
Title: Princess of Heart


I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO.

[fear themself]

Of course ^__^

[fear themself]

I'm just going to bump this thing.