HetaStuck (Homestuck and Hetalia Roleplay) -OPEN-

[spiffyflypie]

LT: What is blackrom, anyway?
LT: You shouldn't hold bias based on gender or blood color
LT: Yes, I can help you be more likable~

[Zaphod Riker]

FF: thank you
FF: i mean it
FF: an blackrom is kismessitude, an that's the opposite of matespritship
FF: instead of lovve its based on hate
FF: otherwwise its basically the same
FF: ...
FF: howw am i supposed to treat her then

[spiffyflypie]

LT: Ah, I see
LT: Well, for starters, you're on earth now. On earth, everybody's blood is red
LT: Even the really high-ranking people
LT: So I suggest you treat her as your equal

[Zaphod Riker]

FF: funny
FF: no wway can evveryone be redbloods
FF: wwhat are you gonna say noww
FF: evveryones a land dwweller
FF: i think alt wwould be cuter as a sea dwweller

[spiffyflypie]

LT: Most of us live on land, yes
LT: On earth, any color besides red for blood would be seen as really weird
LT: And she's perfectly adorable how she is now

[Zaphod Riker]

FF: sol an i better not bleed in public then
FF: howw do you all livve on land
FF: i dont like land dwwellers
FF: an no shed look better as a sea dwweller
FF: wwithout her stupid tail
FF: an wwith tank tops an mini skirts

[spiffyflypie]

LT: We can't really breath underwater...
LT: And you shouldn't be trying to change her.
LT: That won't earn points in your favor.

[Zaphod Riker]

FF: glub
FF: thats unnatural
FF: an wwhy cant i dream
FF: sure i tried to cut off her tail once
FF: should i be askin forgivveness for that too
FF: shes actually outside swwimmin now
FF: she looks adorable an shes an awwesome swwimmer
FF: maybe kismessitude isnt such a bad idea
FF: id need her to hate mr though

[spiffyflypie]

LT: Tried to cut off her tail?
LT: Yes, you should be asking forgiveness for that
LT: I don't really like that idea, though...
LT: The kismessitude thing, that is.

[Zaphod Riker]

FF: ok ill ask
FF: an wwhy not
FF: wwhat is the issue now
FF: are you just against me noww