♥Black Heart Academy♥ V.2 {Creature or Human}Auto Aceept

[Black-Cat771]

"i vould zurn your vater into szeam and scold you alive ... unless you vant to just skip all that and have no probvlems." he said simply, now looking to the teacher from the corner of his eye, his expression serious and standing ground against the teachers somewhat considerable 'verbal threat.'

[KNIGHTofSPACE]

River shook his head and sighed. "gods your temper is explosive isn't it? maybe you should just relax and take a chill pill. how about a nap? it is Creature History & Study, so you must be bored to death Mr,Boren." He glanced over to see if any other students had arrived. "Besides I'm immortal Mr,Boren I can die yes but I'm very hard to kill. Unless you just plan to torture me that is." He sighed again and yawned. "But let's end all of these pointless threats that will never be carried out and try to make peace."

Kyo plopped down on the ground next to Mr,Sterling's desk and sat cross legged. "I'll sit right here then Mr,Birdie man." He smiled and stretched his back. "DOES ANYONE HAVE A COOKIE?" He yelled out to the class and slumped over once they all shook they're heads no. "dang..." ((WB))

[Black-Cat771]

"vho say's they vill never ve carried out?" he asked. He lifted his hand up and snapped his finger, a fire ball floating over his hand like it was a candle flame. "i vould rather not get into a useless arguvent with a teacher ... especially a vater sprite." he said simply, soon adding "vut i vill if you dare threaten ve again ..."

[Miko <3]

"Right there?" Aidan rose a brow and ended up getting up and pulling one of the desk chairs to him. "It's better than sitting on the floor." When he asked for a cookie, Aidan began to rummage around in the packed lunch that he brought. Even he had a sweet tooth, so he had a bunch of sweets in there, and also a sandwich for the main course. "Um. Here." He thought it was a little awkward to share his lunch with him, but hey, the kid liked cookies. He held out a chocolate chip one to him.

[KNIGHTofSPACE]

River smiled and started to walk back to his desk. "I didn't threaten you, I merely explained what would happen should you set fire to my classroom." He sat down into his chair and smiled warmly a if nothing had hapened at all. "Besides I would love to have a good relationship with my students and killing them is against school policy anyways, I'd like to keep my job for now."

Kyo gratefully accepted the cookie and climbed on top of the desk and placing in the cookie in his mouth. "thank you Mr,Birdie." he mumbled as he awaited the class to begin. "hey when does this class end anyways?" ((GGGGGAAAAHHHHHHHHH WB!!!!!!!!!!!!!))

[Miko <3]

"It ends in about 40 minutes." Aidan stood up and got the class started and ruffled Kyo's hair when he settled up on the desk. Even though he knew him for only a few moments, he was already becoming his favorite. He drew a rough image of a camera and labeled the basic buttons and features on it on the chalk board. He explained what each did and instructed that these should at least be written down for future reference. "While you're writing that down, I'll hand out the cameras you'll be using. Take good care of them. They're a bit too expensive for me to replace, but you can't shoot good pictures with a cheap camera." He handed them out and wrote down everyone's name that went with each camera. That way he could talk specifically with the student who owned it just in case there were damages.

[Black-Cat771]

dumme Stück Scheiße he thought to himself, narrowing his eyes to the teacher. He then made the flame die down until it was gone from the air and he glared at the teacher. "... so, you know german?" he asked, noticing the teacher had known the translation of his first and middle name and how he had a bit of background in knowing German history ... well that would be a no brainer because he was a history and studies teacher. [dumme Stück Scheiße : stupid piece of sh*t]

[i have to remember:

W and B -> V [ex: What - > Vhat | and Be -> Ve [V] | with german accent]

And - > Ount

No -> Neine [pronounced: nine]

T and Y - Z [ex: That -> Zat or Zhat | You -> Zeu as in "DO YOU VANT ME TO GAS ZOU?!" lol XD]


i would try to list more but i have to listen to more of Germans accents from Hetalia XD]

[KNIGHTofSPACE]

Kyo quickly wrote down the notes and accepted his camera. "are they water proof?" He asked just to make sure. "not that I plan on going anywhere near water but I just need to know so I don't drop it in a puddle and ruin anything." his ears and nose twitched occasionally as he sat atop his desk in the criss cross applesauce position. "also you should explain what kind of pictures we can and can't take." He said this to make sure that a variety of pictures of cookies,cats,and him eating a cookie wouldn't get him in trouble. ((Kyo: gives new meaning to the metaphor "teachers Pet"))

((I speak German MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA well some anyways))

River smiled. "of course I do I've been alive for a very, very, long time Mr,Boren I've learned a few things although for an elemental I'm probably only around twenty in human time if that makes any sense Teufel Kind and I see your not entirely hateful thats a good thing although the whole standing your ground thing is getting annoying."

[Black-Cat771]

That one little comment made him snap, slamming his hand onto his desk as he stood up abruptly and tossed his chair back. "Wie kannst du es wagen mich einen Teufel Kind, das du erbärmlich Entschuldigung für einen Lehrer! Weißt du, wer ich bin? Ich bin Sohn des Mannes, ganz Deutschland steht auf dem Weltgipfel und Sie wagen rufen Sie mich einen Teufel Kind?! Ich werde langsam brennen deine Leiche und zusehen, wie Sie brennen in den feurigen Grube der Hölle ... oder noch besser: i wird Gas dich, du abscheuliche ekelhaft Ratte!" he snapped in German to the man, his breathing heavy and filled with anger.

["How dare you call me a devil child you pathetic excuse for a teacher! Do you know who i am?! i am son to the man who represents all of Germany at the world summit and you dare call me a devil child?! I will slowly burn your corpse and watch as you burn in the fiery pit's of hell ... or better yet i will gas you, you vile disgusting rat!" - this is my intended post in translation from german. my apologies for anything that might be considered ... disrespectful? i guess? im not sure. i edited this because after a minute it did seem a bit extreme and i hope this is a bit better]

[KNIGHTofSPACE]

((warning you may want to change that a little bit before you get reported by someone))

River sat back in his chair calmly. "Mr,Boren. I would not have a corpse I would be a puddle of water and I would not burn I would steam at the very most and vaporize I see now why you need to take this class you should also try anatomy and other such things since you don't seem to know how my body works what I look like now is merely a physical form if we were to fight I would switch to my liquid form as I am water I'm sure you know and please no more mentions of certain dictators who would have conquered the world if they weren't completely bat ---- crazy."