.::Gaz Membrain ~|~ The Vampire Piggy Hunter::.
Gaz hadn't been in the town long. So far it was quite, cute, small, and very lively. This of course, mad eher sick. She couldn't find any life trace of any type of video game store. Not even Nitendo Wii, which was probably one of the most rubbish around. Not even Gameboy Advance, which, lets be honest: Is one of the most unuseful, hard to see, smallest, and to old to play consoles. How was she surpost to survive without her, 'beloved', Game Slave 2?
Game Slave: Definition being a game that comes with it's own consoul, like the DS or soemthing. However, it only played one game, them game the console was named after: Game Slave. Game SLaves whole purpose was that you played a Vampire wo hunted Pigs. Yes, Pigs -_- Do NOT ask me why, I think the game director was on drugs at the time. But these or no ordinary Pigs, no no no! They were ALSO vampires!
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Nope: The diretor wans't on drugs, he just nuts!. As you battle it out you gr through several diffrent levels, amking in the actutal game a total of 'tomanynumberstocount' levels. In other words: it never ends! This was her beloved game: And no one was better than her. Yes. For she wa sthe best that they came. She was:
"Gaz: The Vampire Piggy Hunter!"
An name feared in the hearts of all G.S.F (AKA = Game Slave Fans). Little kid sthat played it wanted to become this oh so ledgandary idol. And all who tried: Let me say it in the voice of an idotic child: "You head go bye bye now!"
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.::Dante ~|~ Da Priest::.
Dante. A name that some many video game characters were named after. Dante from 'Devil May Cry 1-4', which is actutaly gonna be repleased on XBox 360 soon! Mum's gonna buy it for meh--- AHem!As I wa sayying: Dante from Dante's inferno, on Xbox 360 as well. But infact, THEY are named AFTER him! Yes, he was named after Dante from 'Divine Comedy' (AKA = Dante's Inferno! Wait a sec! Doesn't that mean that Dante was named after Dante from 'Dnate Inferno' whcih was named after Dante, who was named after Dante from 'Dante's Inferno' which was...) Dante, unlike the people named after him (which he was named after) He was a preist. The thing taht lied and cursed the 'orginal' Dante. (Ok, the Original Dante? That means Dante is named after Dante which is named after Dante! Wait..What?) But he wasn't just any preist! He was:
"Da Preist!"
{God what have a just done? -_-'}