Thete's grin widened. "This is going to take a sec," he said. He quickly took in his surroundings, then sighed and said, "Okay. So. See the cushion over on the wall, just under the basketball hoop? Well, if I were to jump using 74% of the strength in my legs, and then balance on the edge with exactly 50% of my weight on each foot, I could stand there. Then, I could easily climb onto the support bars of the basketball hoop, first with my left foot with 70% of my weight on it, then rising in twelve seconds and moving my right foot to the bar. I would then slide my feet over to the board, and step on the support bar at my waist with my left foot with 40% of my weight, the rest of my weight supported by my arms. From there I would push myself up and over to the edge of the board with 65.37% of my strength with my right leg. I would balance myself, taking 14.3 seconds, then launch myself from there to the rope which is about five feet from the board, which would take 83.22% of my strength. I would climb up the rope to the the metal girder, which would take 12.4 seconds, then slip down at the precise speed of 43 miles per hour, which would be just slow enough to protect me from rope burn," he took a breath then said, "It has a 94.3265% chance of successfulness." Without waiting, he performed the feat. Then he walked over to Wolfer and said, "Ta-da!"
(sorry it's so long...that's just how he talks))








