by Vur Horston » Sun Dec 25, 2011 4:58 am
L:Why are you staring at me? Are you annoyed that I am the only one who has cake?
Matsuda: "I wonder, is it about ten million dollars?
Ryuk: How many apples could I buy with that?"
L: Are you gonna eat that cake?
Misa: *random babbling about light*
L: I doesnt matter what you say, I will be taking that cake
...
Professor McGonagall: Well, thank you for that assessment, Mr Weasley. Perhaps it would be more useful if I were to transfigure Mr Potter and yourself into a pocket watch. That way, one of you might be on time.
Ron: Don't talk to me.
Hermione: Why not?
Ron: Because I want to fix that in my memory forever…
Ron (his eyes closed): Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret...
Fred: He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.
Professor Snape: [taps the blank Marauder's Map with his wand] Reveal your secrets.
[writing appears on the map]
Professor Snape: Read it.
Harry: "Messrs. Mooney, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs, offer their compliments to Professor Snape and... "
Professor Snape: Go on.
Harry: "... and request that he keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."