What are your favorite movie lines?

[Shadow of the Insane]

Balthazar: "Now a good sorcerer needs a good pair of pointy shoes."

Dave: *catches shoes* "But these are old man shoes..." *Looks at Balthazar's shoes*

Balthazar: "Excuse me?"

Dave: "I love them."
~Guess the movie

[Keriae]

"Stand your men down at once! Do you hear me?"
"Governor Weatherby Swann. It's been too long."
"Cutler Beckett?"
"It's Lord, now, actually."
"Lord or not, you have no reason, and no authority to arrest this man."
"Oh, in fact, I do."

"Perhaps you remember a certain pirate, named Jack Sparrow."
"Captain!"
"Captain Jack Sparrow."
"Captain Jack Sparrow....Yes, I thought you might."

"I'll still want that compass. Consider that in your calculations."

"Our ships are in pursuit, and justice will be dispensed by cannonade and cutlass, and all manner of remorseless pieces of metal. I personally find it distasteful to even contemplate the horror facing all those on board."

"So you see Mercer, every man has a price he will willingly accept, even for that which he hopes, never to sell."

"The East India Trading Company has need of your services...We wish for you to act as our agent in a business transaction with our mutual friend Captain Sparrow."
More acquaintance than friend. How do you know him?"
"We've had dealings in the past. And we've each left out mark on each other."
"What mark did he leave on you?"
"...By your efforts, Jack Sparrow was set free. I would like you to go to him and recover a certain property in his possession."
"Recover. At the point of a sword?"
"Bargain."

"The Brethren know they face extinction. All that remains is for them to decide where they make their final stand."

-Gazing out the window- "Curious. Your friends appear to be quite desperate, Jack. Perhaps they no longer believe that a gathering of squabbling pirates can defeat the Flying Dutchman. And so despair leads to betrayal. And you and I are no strangers to betrayal, are we, Jack?"

"Advise your Brethren: you can fight, and all of you will die, or you can not fight, in which case only most of you will die."

"Signal Jones to give no quarter…that ought to brighten his day."

"What's he waiting for?"
"He expects me to honour our agreement....... Sorry Jack, it's just good business."

"Captain! Orders! Captain?"
-Silence-
"Captain.......? Abondon ship! Abandon ship!"
"It's just... Good business."

"Go, all of you, and take that infernal thing with you! I will not have it on my ship!"
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, because I will. Because it seems to be the only way to ensure that this ship do as directed by the Company."

"We need prisoners to interrogate, which tends to work best when they're alive."
"The Dutchman sails as its captain commands!"
"And its captain is to sail it as commanded!"

I love dear ol' Lord Cutler Beckett.

[*QUIT*]

Igor: Only one thing left to do...
Brain: Ha-ha, he said "do."
Igor: [shouts] Pull the switch!
[Igor's "switch!" echoes several times. Nothing happens. He looks over at Scamper, standing by the switch]
Scamper: Do *not* yell at me.
Igor: Oh, I-I'm sorry. I just... pull the switch?
[No response]
Igor: Please pull the switch.
Scamper: That's better.
Brain: Wait, wait, wait, wait! Why does *he* get to pull the switch?
Scamper: Because I'm not an idiot, *Brian*.
Brain: My name is not Brian!
Scamper: Then you must have his jar.
Igor: Stop! You can both pull the switch. On the count of three. One...
[Scamper pulls the switch]
Brain: Hey, no fair!


~Igor

[Keriae]

"Welcome to the Caribbean, love."

"Easy on the goods, darlin'."
"You're dispicable."
"I saved your life, you save mine, we're square."

"Gentlemean, my lady, you will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain. Jack. Sparrow!"

"Elizabeth... It would never have worked between us. I'm sorry."

"You know, these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin."

"It's my father! We've made it back! Father! Father here, look, here!"
"Elizabeth…we're not back."

"My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled."
"I just thought I'd be married by now. I'm so ready to be married."
"You know, um... Lizzy... I am captain of a ship. And being captain of a ship, I can conduct a marr-i-age, right here. Right on this deck. Right... now."
"No, thank you."
"Why not? We are very much alike, you and I. I and you. Us."
"Ah! Except for our sense of honor, and decency, and a moral center. And personal hygiene."
"Trifles. You will come over to my side, I know it."
"You seem very certain."
"One word love: curiosity. You long for freedom. You long to do what you want to do because you want it. To act on selfish impulse. You want to see what it's like. One day, you won't be able to resist."
"Why doesn't your Compass work?"
"Uh, my Compass works fine."
"Because you and I are alike, and there will come a moment when you have a chance to show it. To do the right thing."
"I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by."
"You'll have the chance to do something... something courageous. And when you do, you'll discover something: that you're a good man."
"All evidence to the contrary."
"No, I have faith in you. Want to know why?"
"Do tell, dearie."
"Curiosity. You're going to want it. A chance to be admired. And gain the rewards that follow. You won't be able to resist. You're going to want to know... what it tastes like.
"I do want to know what it tastes like."
"But seeing as you're a good man I know that you'll never put me in a position that would compromise my honor. I'm proud of you, Jack."

"Jack, it would never have worked out between us."
"Keep telling yourself that, darlin'."

[VesVes]

This quote makes me burst out laughing every single time...

Timon: Shenzi Marie Predatora Veldetta Jaquelina Hyena, will you do me the honor of...becoming...my bride?
Shenzi: ...I don't think so!
Timon: Shenzi Marie, I know what you're thinking, we're too different, it will never work, what will the children look like?
Shenzi: Ooh, that violates so many laws of nature.
Timon: Listen to me! The problems of a couple of wacky kids like us don't amount to a hill of termites in this nutty Circle of Life thing. So I ask you, if not now, when? If not me, who? I'm lonesome.
Pumbaa: Can I be your best man?
Banzai: I say we skip the wedding, and go straight to the buffet!

XD It's from the Lion King 1½.

[animalobsessed1]

"Hey, I´m warning you, leave her alone... Take me instead...I changed my mind, better take the woman."
It´s from Manitou´s Shoe. A German movie. It´s pretty much a parody of every cowboy/indian movie ever made.

[Musical Heartbeat]

"What's the website for Amazon.ca?"
"Amazon.ca."

Scott and Wallace, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World. 8D

[Mdse1]

Cobb: You create the world of the dream, you bring the subject into that dream, and they fill it with their subconscious.
Ariadne: How could I ever acquire enough detail to make them think that its reality?
Cobb: Well dreams, they feel real while we're in them, right? It's only when we wake up that we realize how things are actually strange. Let me ask you a question, you, you never really remember the beginning of a dream do you? You always wind up right in the middle of what's going on.
Ariadne: I guess, yeah.
Cobb: So how did we end up here?
Ariadne: Well we just came from the a...
Cobb: Think about it Ariadne, how did you get here? Where are you right now?
Ariadne: We're dreaming?
Cobb: You're actually in the middle of the workshop right now, sleeping. This is your first lesson in shared dreaming. Stay calm.
---Inception

[Hair Like Starlight]

Balthazar: "Now a good sorcerer needs a good pair of pointy shoes."

Dave: *catches shoes* "But these are old man shoes..." *Looks at Balthazar's shoes*

Balthazar: "Excuse me?"

Dave: "I love them."
~Guess the movie

It's from Sorcerer's Apprentice And now for mine!

[Howl comes running out of the bathroom, screaming. His hair is now orange]
Howl: Sophie! You, you sabotaged me! Look! Look at what you've done to my hair! Look!
Old Sophie: What a pretty color.
Howl: It's hideous! You completely ruined my magic potions in the bathroom!
Old Sophie: I just organized things, Howl. Nothing's ruined.
Howl: Wrong! Wrong! I specifically ordered you not to get carried away!
[tragically]
Howl: Now I'm repulsive.
[slumps into a chair]
Howl: I can't live like this.
[starts sobbing, head in hands]
Old Sophie: Come on, it's not that bad.
[Howl's hair changes color to purple, then black]
Old Sophie: You should look at it now, its shade is even better.
Howl: [inconsolable] I give up. I see not point in living if I can't be beautiful.

Old Sophie: I wonder what Howl disguised himself as? Surely not a crow. Can't be a pigeon, he's too flamboyant for that.
[a glider plane with a giggling young woman and her lover flies overhead]
Old Sophie: That could be him.

[Sophie removes Calcifer from the hearth]
Calcifer: No, No, No! Don't do this! Help! Help! Crazy lady with the shovel! If you kick me out that door, the castle could collapse!
Young Sophie: Good!

Howl: Wow, Sophie, your hair looks just like starlight. It's beautiful.
Young Sophie: You think so? So do I!
[hugs Howl]

-Howl's Moving Castle

In case you can't guess, that last one is where my username comes from

[Mdse1]

[Weird drawing holding a giant spoon and looking at a tiny bowl]
My spoon is too big!
My spoon is too big!
My spoon is too big!
[A banana walks in]
I am a banana!
[Blender noise]
[Words appear on the screen saying:]
You are watching the Family Learning Channel!
---Rejected