So I head to the underground. Oh, a Kimono girl. She said I could face the legendary Pokemon. What a joke. I'm not allowed to have that. I insert the basement key to unlock the door, and go down the to basement. I let Sandor out front. Oh, Cheddar arrives to ruin my plans again.
"Hold it! What I told you before was to deceive you. I thought it would let me tail you, and it would lead me to Lance." I've only met Lance once dude, that's a stupid plan. "Well, he never showed up. No matter. I was planning to beat you after Lance, but since you are here, I will repay my debts!" I've killed your whole team before. You've been cheating this Nuzlocke the entire game.
He leads Golbat. We Discharge for an OH-KO. Sneasel is out next, we go to Pinecone. We Sucker Punch, it does almost nothing. the one time Pinecone successfully uses it, and we should've used Headbutt. Sneasel Faint Attacks, we Headbutt for the KO. Magnemite. I go Clyve. Petal Dance time. He lives and Thunder Waves. then goes for the Supersonic, but misses. Petal Dance takes it out. Oh, he still has Quilava. Evolve your Pokemon, dude. We go Bertram. We Surf, it's another OH-KO. Last Pokemon is a Haunter. I go Orana. "Hey, hey! Why so serious?" We Bite, another OH-KO.
"Why... Why do I lose? I've assembled the toughest Pokemon. I didn't ease up on the gas. So why do I lose? I don't understand. Is what that Lance guy said true? That I don't treat Pokemon properly? Love... Trust... Are they really what I lack? Are they keeping me from winning? I... I just don't understand. But it's not going to end here. Not now. Not because of this. I won't give up my dream of becoming the world's best Pokemon Trainer!" Cheddar, you stole your starter. Your Golbat hasn't even evolved yet. Rethink what you've done to get here, and maybe you can better yourself. Keep obsessing over only power, and you won't get anywhere but in circles. Oh well, he left.
Time to beat Team Rocket!
