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[CalicoWolf]

Aragorn (The Lord of the Rings) with ANYONE except Arwen. It just bothers me to no end.

[POSTAL 2]

Satan x literally ANYONE from Puyo Puyo.
I don't understand?? Like i was just looking for a new pfp for Toyhou.se and saw Satan x Strange Klug art and just...
w h y
And isn't that illegal too?? Strange Klug is just Klug but possesed and Klug is a middle schooler, meanwhile Satan is OVER 100,000 YEARS OLD.
Also Witch x Schezo and Lemres x Feli for the exact same reason. I just don't understand. What is with the Puyo Puyo fandom and age gap ships? Damn.
Also Sig x Arle. I don't understand this at all?? I understand Sig x Amitite, it's almost confirmed that Amitite has a crush on Sig, SEGA has hinted it a lot (although knowing SEGA they probably won't doing anything with it, cough cough Knuckles x Rouge), and this is a MAJOR otp. What does Sig x Arle have going for it?? Nothing?? Okay...
And Sig x Strange Klug. I see this way too much, and it kind of bothers me?? I kind of think of these 2 as relatives, since Sig and Strange Klug have some relation, seeing as they're both some sort of demons, so i consider it some sort of incest. I've watched the entirety of Sig's HaraHara course and i still don't get this.

[POSTAL 2]

You know when you murder a thread so you're just like it's revive time
So um...
Schezo x Lemres.
This was like a huge OTP until like 20 minutes ago that Lemres is a highschooler and Schezo is....180...
Then i posted on my Twitter saying:
"okay so i've been shipping schezo x lemres for the past few months but apparently lemres is a senior aka a highschooler aka a child so umm i'm gonna go eat my pants and cry in a corner now"
They were so cute too.
Now i need to consume my pants.

[kerplunk]

"umm i'm gonna go eat my pants and cry in a corner now"
They were so cute too.
Now i need to consume my pants.

bruh big mood
I think ive already posted in this forum oops but
uh
Vriska x Tavros from Homestuck. just... no

[POSTAL 2]

Where the hell is my ancient scroll of sins i haven't pulled this thing out in a while...
Goggles x Rider from the Splatoon mangas.
Okay, just....
Why??
Give me a reason why this ship is good. I may have only read 2 of the mangas, but personally i ship Goggles x Specs, and nobody ships them, everybody ships Goggles and Rider. I don't get it.
Going back to Puyo Puyo real quick: Schezo x Arle, although extremely disgusting and illegal, actually has a reason to be shipped. The way SEGA writes make it look like Schezo likes Arle, and although protecting her only so he can get her power, SEGA makes it look like Schezo is protecting her because he loves her (also stuttering whenever someone suggests that he does love her.). I'd actually ship these 2 of the age gap wasn't so large.
What is the stan with Rider and Goggles?? The only thing Goggles has done for Rider is teach him about the importance of teamwork, and the only thing Rider has done for Goggles is train his team and tell him he might be better than the S4.
I wish i could use that image of stressed Sonic because that is legit such a mood for this post

[Lostfairy]

They really don't act like a couple or anything but there are slight crushy feelings on his side, sooooooo:

Eun-jung x Su-ji from The Guardian/Lookout kdrama!

Just... no. She's a go-getter, "let's do stuff right now" kind of gal while he takes FOREVER to do anything! He's a stick in the mud and yeah, he's not that great. She deserves better and I'm glad she doesn't seem to return the feelings.

[POSTAL 2]

I don't like when people ship the 2 twins from Ouran Highschool Host Club.
Me and my friend are binging it and she ships it and like
All i can do is make Alabama jokes lol

[☆ saturn ☆]

mikasa x levi (from attack on titan)

its disgusting, theyre literally related by both
being in the ackerman clan. they could damn
well be siblings, but are prolly cousins.

[kyoko]

dia x ruby (lovelive! sunshine)
they're siblings. they have the same eyes, same last name, it's hard to miss.
personally don't understand why people ship them togther.

[bark]

that 70s show
jackie x kelso

i know theyre always together in the first few seasons but they legit dont match together at all

Finally, someone else who sees that their relationship is crap. 👏




Anyways, ships I don't care about; but beware: Spoilers for Homestuck, Gravity falls, Zootopia and camp camp

Dave x karkat (Homestuck) I don't hate-hate it, I'm just not crazy about it.

Dipper x pacifica (Gravity falls) I know it's been hinted a lot in the books, but I just don't think they have good chemistry.

David x Daniel (Camp camp) I admit; I used to like it. But since Daniel has been confirmed a reoccurring antagonist, I just don't like him as a character much as I used to. I thought he'd get a redemption arc, but unfortunately not.

Nick x Judy (Zootopia) Granted, I used to ship this as well but the more I rewatched the movie; the more I see them as a best friend relationship.





Sorry for any grammar issues, I'm super tired and I'm having trouble keeping my eyes open