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[nathaniel]

any ships with real people (and i mean real people like youtubers for example) are immediately awful to me. it just feels so weird to take a real person with a..y'know..life..and then treat them like a fandom character that you have ship wars over. however i guess that so long as you don't go as far as bothering the actual people you're not that bad

[そばかす]

klance. i’m sorry i just don’t get it

[leerie]

a ship that i just don't ship is jack/jane from mary poppins returns. they're cute and i don't mind ppl romantically shipping them, but i see them as platonic!

a ship i really don't like and imo is a little iffy: jack/mary poppins. it's canon that he's known her since he was a kid, and there's no romantically coded moments between them anyway. same with jane/mary especially because they interact together in the entire first movie when jane's a literal child.

[No1r]

Hoo boy, I have quite a few:

- SalWada (unless it's Blue sea!Sal. Then it's uh, half-okay, I guess.): If you've played WATGBS, you'll know why this ship is here. If you haven't, all you need to know is: They just DON'T belong together. And SameWada is better anyways. Plus, it's canon.
- KaraIchi (and any matsucest ship in general): Do I even need to explain this one??
-TomTord: First of all, they hate each other. And they might not be real people, but they're representations of their voice actors (who ARE real people), so yeah, not cool, dude/gal.

And last but not least...
- TeddoTeto/Kasanecest: Because not only they're SIBILINGS, whenever people draw art of this ship, they make Teto look like she's 10-12 y/o even though she's the same age as Ted (31 y/o).

[nonbeebo]

Allison and Luther. I don't care if it's canon. it's. not. right.

[Eddie Ravenwood]

I personally have a few..

-Obviously, any ship with incest/large age gap
Just...... No.
-Papyrus and Mettaton (Undertale)
Like, I get that Papyrus is a huge fan of Mettaton but.. Shipping them? Idk, it's just always seemed weird to me.
-Dipper and Pacifica (Gravity Falls)
Okay so, this is mostly just because I really dislike Pacifica. I mean, I know she had a "redemption" an all that but... She's just the worst.
-Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich (Mlp)
Their relationship is cute, but it's waay more of a sibling bond than anything. Shipping them is like shipping Pinkie with herself imo.
-Peridot x Lapis (Steven Universe)
I swear, people only ship them because they're roommates or something. I never understood the point of shipping them at all.
-Foxy and Mangle (FNaF)
This is just because in my head, I've always seen these two as siblings. I'm pretty sure people only ship them because they're the same species, but if they're the same species, doesn't that make them more likely to be related??
-Any ship with real people
That's.... Just creepy.

Again, I'm not hating on anyone who does ship these, just.. Tell me your reasoning I guess? I kinda just want to know ówò

Edit: Sorry for the length of this post lol

[snailkinz]

i've never really shipped lapidot (peridot x lapis) since i don't really see them that way, i can see why it's such a popular ship in the su fandom though.

[Vulcriptic1]

maki and kaito from danganronpa v3

sorry im just a salty saimota shipper asdfghjk


also any ship involving korekiyo.
cause

he min e

(( gdhsajk joke))

[Coco Bunny]

With the new She-ra season and Catradora more alive than ever I need to stress how much I hate it. It's so damn toxic and Catra has no right to be as abusive, manipulative or toxic as she is. You can't use the excuse "well she was abused" because so was Adora.

[FlareChain]

Kataang and Maiko from Avatar: The last airbender. Unfortunately both are canon...urgh
Also not a fan of a lot of forced Couples in Disney Movies - the main offender being in my opinion Tod X Vixey from Fox and the Hound making me strongly feel ugh throughout the entire movie once she appeared. (Not saying that I think Tod X Copper should be a thing)
and the close second being Simba X Nala from Lion King. Nala deserves better.