Describe your favourite things and make them sound terrible

[hayloft]

1. you lose your left arm in the first five minutes.
2. glory to mankind. where is mankind?
3. wax, but it smells good.
4. bruce please pay attention to your kids

[pthumerian]

Mental wreck with an absurdly huge sword.

[ProjectIcarus]

a blue girl who fights with a lolipop, a green guy who has a ball in him, a cow who makes dead people tea, a tiny green girl with sticky fingers, a big goth girl with a sword, a lesbian monk with anger issues, and a wizard with ptsd mourn a beautiful little circus man

Haven't actually listened to it yet, but this is Critical Role I believe?

[grey matter]

freakin'



edgy edgeboy does not know about friendship
butterfly turns out to be goddess girl
temp. governor wants to have a 10 year feast
real governor is a pirate
the king is a child but he has a kid it's confusing he got cursed ok



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[my chemlcal romance]

A book based off of a game about children capturing animals in balls. The concept is the same, except everything is completely bizarre. Cursing is A-Ok, everyone is way older than their video game counterpart except for like, 2 characters, and most importantly, everyone wants to kill teenagers!

[Zexalii]

A book based off of a game about children capturing animals in balls. The concept is the same, except everything is completely bizarre. Cursing is A-Ok, everyone is way older than their video game counterpart except for like, 2 characters, and most importantly, everyone wants to kill teenagers!

The Pokémon Adventures manga?

[my chemlcal romance]

A book based off of a game about children capturing animals in balls. The concept is the same, except everything is completely bizarre. Cursing is A-Ok, everyone is way older than their video game counterpart except for like, 2 characters, and most importantly, everyone wants to kill teenagers!

The Pokémon Adventures manga?

Yep!

[Amethyst_Elf]

. A book series about teenagers forced to do lazy adults' dirty work. Also the adults are their parents and stuff. The family tree is messed up to say the least. The parents have powers over literally everything in the whole world yet they still get their kids to do stuff for them. But one time one of those all powerful beings gets turned into a human because his dad got mad.

. TV show about a guy who's supposed to be dead but actually not and he's a huge nerd. He assembles a team of two scientists, an introvert, a guy who just won't stay dead and a hacker to take down a secret organisation inside their government. But PLOT TWIST the hacker has superpowers. And there's aliens and stuff.

[Loelya]

a group of gays with token aroace and token straight battle corrupt religious organization and also have a beach vacation at some point. there’s a catboy in the mix.

[another eternity]

-rubs hands together-
walking simulator of creepy or just unsettling looping maps, no dialogue whatsoever, no canon plot