Describe your favourite things and make them sound terrible

[my chemlcal romance]

furrys who save the world from a fat dude
2 anthropomorphic cups gamble with satan and collect other creatures lives

[Zexalii]

Guy finds out he is satan's son so he sets out to kill him

[Fwutter]

emo dragon wants to kill his roommate but roommate loves him

Me wanting a tiny solider to marry a giant human that fights other giant humans

[charrington]

Mine are all books oops-

1. A bunch of boys are stuck on a deserted island after a plane crash. Everything goes wrong.
2. Guy who is supposed to burn books talks to this girl and suddenly realizes that books aren't that bad.
3. Two rebels fall in love, but they get busted by their "ally" and a "shopkeeper."
4. A guy who thinks in terms of Shakespeare leaves his home, realizes that the dystopia he moved into is trash, and leaves that dystopia for a lighthouse.
5. The life of a guy who claims to have traveled through time and met weird aliens turns out to be strangely interesting (and also tragic if you look into it).

These probably aren't even all of my favorites, just ones that I could think of descriptions for haha-

TIME TO ADD MORE BOOKS TO MY LIST AW YES-

6. Lady is haunted by the ghost of her daughter?? Or is it an adult lady?? Or a delusion?? WHO IS THE TITULAR CHARACTER????
7. Guy and girl fall in love, but guy decides to become terrible after she leaves him for some rich dude. Basically like reality TV except it's much darker, full of symbolism about weather, and it's told through some servant who likes the ~drama~.
8. Socially awkward trash can rejects a roasting queen at an 1800s dance party but realizes she's cute about a week later. Meanwhile, the roasting queen hates the socially awkward dork until he changes his behavior and she realizes that he's actually a pretty cool dude. Also known as the original slowburn fanfic.
9. Problematic teacher makes a bet with his friend to see if he can pass a sassy flower girl as a sophisticated lady through the power of education. The teacher wins, but the flower girl ends up leaving him because he's problematic(tm). It looks like a slowburn fanfic, but it isn't, and the playwright will scream at you from the afterlife if you try to pass it off as one.
10. Who are you supposed to sympathize with here, the edgy guy who's a terrible "father" or a creature who wanted love but became problematic after a couple of chapters? YOU DECIDE.
11. Everything's nice and fun in this satirical war comedy until everyone starts dying or having an angsty character arc!!

[mikami]

satan the oblivious twink falls in love

[Tankie]

giant sentient robots from space kill each other and also they turn into cars just because

[my chemlcal romance]

giant sentient robots from space kill each other and also they turn into cars just because

transformers im guessing?

[burnstile]

you catch wild animals in balls and use them to attack other people's animals; the more you train your said animals the more powerful they become

[ford]

a job simulator where people who hate you for no reason other than being on the other side. also murder

[taishou]

Immortal vampire and his army of scantily clad men beat up high schoolers, a french guy, a dog, and an old man.