by POSTAL 2 » Tue Oct 08, 2019 4:34 pm
Edgy cool kid sets out to stop a thief who stole a crocodile and also beat up some monsters while also trying to get women, human Shadow the Hedgehog aka kid who stole crocodile fights Edgy cool kid, then edgy kidnapper guy wearing the Jester's Mask from Animal Crossing kills them both, girl with gravity defying pigtails sets out on adventure and meets guy in a sun hat, dead kids aren't dead and all meet up, thief steals pins to get into building and find out who edgy kidnapper guy is, they all meet up with the OGs and kill edgy Kidnapper guy who is literally some old guy, sun hat guy is indeed not a guy, edgy cool kid gets stuck in a time paradox but ends up okay, thief almost gets arrested but doesn't because edgy cool kid defended him because he falsified a police report.
James Charles moves to new country and meets Tarzan girl, Jmaes Charles being an angsty preteen escapes his home without permission, James Charles is disgusted by how not fab Tarzan girl is, James Charles saves Tarzan Girl from attack and gives her clothes that are not leaves, James Charles and Tarzan girl make an agreement to have a long race and whoever gets to their goals first wins, James Charles helps tree haired boy get a monster when he cannot because he has crippling asthma bad people are bad, James Charles and Tarzan girl meet again and insult each other, James Charles is found by his father and abused (god i hate his dad), Bad people are literally about to destroy the world, James Charles screams at his goldfish and it runs away James Charles and Tarzan girl meet again and are trapped on an island, they train for something, Tree haired boy finds cure to the world, James Charles x Tarzan Girl is canon, They save the world, James Charles gets his goldfish back
max any neos/him may 5 big fan of retro fps, bulletstorm, and gianni matragranomankind is dead, blood is fuel, hell is full. from the river to the sea, palestine will be free! π΅πΈ
random thought otd: rip transgender V1 stamp this robot will always be transgender to me