Describe your favourite things and make them sound terrible

[cinnamice]

Funny little creatures with different powers printed on tiny sheets of paper that cost way too much

[pisto pesto pasta]

Fine.


Father ABANDONS his newborn child and makes HIM search for BOTH milk AND himself
— Hunter x Hunter


Zesty white haired guy literally fails the trolley problem and the entire cast is dead including himself
— Jujutsu Kaisen


Average gigachad communist pirates VS ugly liberals that gatekeep stones
— One Piece


Cute black dog finds the power of friendship but gets neg diffed by red humpty dumpty
— Berserk


Trans icon fights homophobes
— Claymore

[Megavolt]

- batman but everyone is a really inept furry so they just bumble around like losers for 20 minutes
- furry game about throwing food at capitalists
- five gay guys and a dog go to egypt to beat up another gay guy

[POSTAL 2]

white guy accidentally awakens alien satan while drilling for oil and ends up traveling back in time to stop the earth from exploding and his friends from dying

[Saiun]

It's just cats selling ramen and nothing much happens