Describe your favourite things and make them sound terrible

[ProjectIcarus]

Ok, I've got some new ones:
1. It's like Hades and Persephone, Beauty and the Beast, and Twilight rolled into one big ball of hurt.
2. Mean girls but they all have the same name.
3. Jewish boy uses bar mitzvah money on an evil wintergreen tic tac.
4. Children swearing. Like, a lot.
5. Another one bites the dust, and oh look, I'm crying again.
6. Space lions.
7. Band that's become a cult.

2-Heathers (the only musical I like)
4-Camp Camp?

Yep! Got them both.

[Scaredstiff]

1. Cinderella, but it takes place in Africa and the main characters are looking for a dead-beat dad.

2. Cats that have a religion and fight. Meant to have only six books, but instead go twenty thousand sequels. The prophecies begin? More like the prophecies never end.

3. I live in a town where I run a dictatorship and "get rid of" all the sad souls I don't like. Your next, Ceaser.

4. An ancient game that somehow is still around. I make everyone I don't like go on a wagon trip across the country for my own enjoyment and they are forced to walk 10 miles a day for good measure.

[ArieParie]

1. Cinderella, but it takes place in Africa and the main characters are looking for a dead-beat dad.

2. Cats that have a religion and fight. Meant to have only six books, but instead go twenty thousand sequels. The prophecies begin? More like the prophecies never end.

3. I live in a town where I run a dictatorship and "get rid of" all the sad souls I don't like. Your next, Ceaser.

4. An ancient game that somehow is still around. I make everyone I don't like go on a wagon trip across the country for my own enjoyment and they are forced to walk 10 miles a day for good measure.

I don't know one and three but I know two and four. 2 is warrior cats "the prophecies begin? more like the prophecies never end" has me in tears lmAO. And is 4 the American Tail Fievel Goes West game?

[Scaredstiff]

1. Cinderella, but it takes place in Africa and the main characters are looking for a dead-beat dad.

2. Cats that have a religion and fight. Meant to have only six books, but instead go twenty thousand sequels. The prophecies begin? More like the prophecies never end.

3. I live in a town where I run a dictatorship and "get rid of" all the sad souls I don't like. Your next, Ceaser.

4. An ancient game that somehow is still around. I make everyone I don't like go on a wagon trip across the country for my own enjoyment and they are forced to walk 10 miles a day for good measure.

I don't know one and three but I know two and four. 2 is warrior cats "the prophecies begin? more like the prophecies never end" has me in tears lmAO. And is 4 the American Tail Fievel Goes West game?

Yay! Somebody got Warriors! If you know Warriors you should probably know three, I just worded it pretty weirdly. I don't expect anyone to get number one, because it is a spanish anime. You are VERY close in four, the game is about going west and is a old computer game/card game.

[( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)]

1. An expansion obsessed company created by a dead guy that makes heartbreaking movies.
2. Music created by people put through training factories created by giant companies in Asia.
3. People who wear too much black scream on stage.
4. A show about a young girl who loves her man and killing people.
5. Spoiled kid has a demon slave.
6. Honor roll student has a god complex and attempts to kill most of the population.
7. Two twenty-somethings with edgy haircuts complain about their lives on YouTube.

[Ice580]

1. Cinderella, but it takes place in Africa and the main characters are looking for a dead-beat dad.

2. Cats that have a religion and fight. Meant to have only six books, but instead go twenty thousand sequels. The prophecies begin? More like the prophecies never end.

3. I live in a town where I run a dictatorship and "get rid of" all the sad souls I don't like. Your next, Ceaser.

4. An ancient game that somehow is still around. I make everyone I don't like go on a wagon trip across the country for my own enjoyment and they are forced to walk 10 miles a day for good measure.

4 is Oregon Trail

[ProjectIcarus]

1. An expansion obsessed company created by a dead guy that makes heartbreaking movies.
2. Music created by people put through training factories created by giant companies in Asia.
3. People who wear too much black scream on stage.
4. A show about a young girl who loves her man and killing people.
5. Spoiled kid has a demon slave.
6. Honor roll student has a god complex and attempts to kill most of the population.
7. Two twenty-somethings with edgy haircuts complain about their lives on YouTube.

6. Sounds like Death Note (I could be wrong, I've only watched the first few episodes), and 7. Is Dan and Phil. Not sure about 1-5 though.

[( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)]

1. An expansion obsessed company created by a dead guy that makes heartbreaking movies.
2. Music created by people put through training factories created by giant companies in Asia.
3. People who wear too much black scream on stage.
4. A show about a young girl who loves her man and killing people.
5. Spoiled kid has a demon slave.
6. Honor roll student has a god complex and attempts to kill most of the population.
7. Two twenty-somethings with edgy haircuts complain about their lives on YouTube.

6. Sounds like Death Note (I could be wrong, I've only watched the first few episodes), and 7. Is Dan and Phil. Not sure about 1-5 though.

You're correct on 6 and 7!

[Ice580]

1. An expansion obsessed company created by a dead guy that makes heartbreaking movies.
2. Music created by people put through training factories created by giant companies in Asia.
3. People who wear too much black scream on stage.
4. A show about a young girl who loves her man and killing people.
5. Spoiled kid has a demon slave.
6. Honor roll student has a god complex and attempts to kill most of the population.
7. Two twenty-somethings with edgy haircuts complain about their lives on YouTube.

3 has got to be either an Emo or a Metal band. Black Veil Brides? MCR? And is 1 Studio Ghibli, or Disney?

[( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)]

1. An expansion obsessed company created by a dead guy that makes heartbreaking movies.
2. Music created by people put through training factories created by giant companies in Asia.
3. People who wear too much black scream on stage.
4. A show about a young girl who loves her man and killing people.
5. Spoiled kid has a demon slave.
6. Honor roll student has a god complex and attempts to kill most of the population.
7. Two twenty-somethings with edgy haircuts complain about their lives on YouTube.

3 has got to be either an Emo or a Metal band. Black Veil Brides? MCR? And is 1 Studio Ghibli, or Disney?

3 is kind of a general for all the emo and metal bands I like, including MCR and BVB, along with SWS, PTV, Asking Alexandria, OM&M, I could go on for forever.

1 is also correct! It's Disney. :3