Favorite Quotes...

[two.stride]

Best Middle School Science Bowl questions EVER:

1. If a chimpanzee throws darts at a periodic table, the element he hits is most likely:
W) liquid at room temperature
X) gas at room temperature
Y) solid at room temperature
Z) radioactive

(the answer is Y, kudos if you knew that ^^)

and

2. Which of the following things is abiotic:
W) water
X) a gar
Y) grass
Z) plankton

(answer is W, and a gar is a type of fish. It took our science bowl team approximately 8 minutes to figure that out until Truman Rae looked it up in the encyclopedia XD)

[moira]

"I've had enough of your nonsense with your smelly mouth filled with...CORN!"
"I haven't been eating corn..."
"LIAR!"

"You gonna make BISCUITS?! You gonna make biscuits?! YOU GONNA MAKE BISCUITS?!"
"No, Gir. Never. I never want you to mention biscuits again."

xD

"I don't smoke 'cause I ain't a chimney."

[Saphira344]

Spyro dawn of the dragon

Cinder : fight back, why won't you fight back.
Spyro: becuse you've left me nothing to fingh for
Cinder:*flash of light* there's always something


That makes me tear up even now I don't even like Spyro but I liked cinder but I just loved that bit

[4ever.a.1Directioner]

its alright ... but i still cry every night . you think im done ? for me you're still the one . can you say you're over me ? ill walk away , dont worry ... ill accept whats meant to be , just remember you're my one and only . i can still right a poem .
** write

--- HARRY STYLES (((:
(to me !!!)

[ᶰᵃᵗʰ⋅]

"No one is perfect. That's why pencils have erasers."

~Unknown.

I just read this on the back of an Honest Kids Juice Pouch. I still love them even though I am a teenager. ~=[,,_,,]:3

[Saphira344]

Red dwarf
Lister to kryton:there is no silicone heaven
Kryten to Lister:then where do all the calculatores go