Favorite Quotes...

[Sharubii]

"Forgive me for saying, but your betrothed is an ass." -Derian Carter (Through Wolf's Eyes)
^The most perfect quote in the book. 'Nuff said. xD

Also:

"Bestiaries are written by the victors." -Islebreadth (Dragon Champion)

[ValkyreCain]

"Um, can I have my pencil back?" Student to teacher.
"No. You have to write your answers in blood."
"Ok, give me a knife and I'll do it."
"You're such a good student."
~Weird conversation in my English class...

[wendigo]

Boy in my class: This food smells like an ass!
Me: YOU smell like an ass! D
My teacher: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *dies*

._. I love my teacher <3

[CharyouTree]

"Now for the midterm you all won't be milling around the large cafe at eight. You'll be sitting quietly at your desks with your hands crossed and you'll be saying to yourself "I wish I was in Catholic school, I wish I was in Catholic school""
-My english teacher (weird sense of humor)

[wendigo]

In swedish class:
Teacher: Okay so Monica..-
Guy in my class: MY AUNTS NAME IS MONICA! :D:D:D:D:D *happy*
Teacher: okay I'll write that down so I'll remember it ._. I'll take notes!

so everytime anyone says something uninteressting everybody says:
"Maria takes notes" ._. Poor guy xD Nobody likes Maria anyways .. she's really boring :3

[selene0789]

Ummm. I'm not sure when this became about random conversations in class that are clearly "you had to be there", but I'll get us back on track...

"Good doctors come and go. But the truly great ones have always seen beyond the boundaries of science, beyond the known. The great ones dare to believe in the unbelievable."-- Dr. Helen Magnus (Sanctuary)

Helen: No killing.
Tesla: Said the woman with a gun to the vampire.
(Sanctuary, Episode "The Five")

Jacob: Come on, Sam. It can't be any harder than blowing up a sun.
Sam: You know, you blow up one sun and suddenly everyone expects you to walk on water.
[Alien control panel lights up.]
Sam: Next step, parting the Red Sea!
(Stargate: SG-1, Episode...the one where they go to Dakara)

I'll think of more later, I'm sure. But these are the ones jumping to mind.

[Canadian Toast]

" I know some nice people. They're all grapes, though."

"Waaaait.... Grapes?"

- My friend from Art class

[two.stride]

"Hannah Farms breeds as much mini donkeys as possible to make our customers... more PROUD." -Sylvi, long story XD

"My name..."
"WAIT lemme guess... um... Tom?"
"No. My name..."
"WAIT WAIT DON'T TELL ME... Engleberg!"
"Of course not! My name is..."
"OMG I GOT IT!"
"Good Lord, woman. What IS it?"
"You're... Jesus!"
"...I do believe I was sent to the wrong classroom."

..REALLY long story

[uncanny valley]

"You're probably just talking about elephants, anyway!" -marshmallowmouse, my friends sister, after being kicked out of her room.

"Hey, look! I made an egg." -a friend, while playing with japanese puzzle erasers

"Can I destroy it now?" -Eep ZigZag. About many things....

"Say someone were to break into our hotel room now. I would grab this floor lamp and attack them with it." -Eep ZigZag

"Haha, we were afraid of cookies!" -my friend

[moira]

"Yes. Wait a second...no."
I love this quote from Invader Zim!