Favorite Quotes...

[ValkyreCain]

"Dino, are you alright down here?"
"No. ITS FRICKIN' FREEZING DOWN HERE!" ~My parents

"I want to become a vegetarian, but I keep forgetting I can't eat meat." ~My big sis

"How was your day?"
"It sucked."
"How can it suck? You saw me shirtless!" ~Book I'm writing

[Druid]

Pretty much every single funny quote from Invader Zim are my favourites, I laugh out loud each time

[moira]

There's a group on Facebook that has to do with Drake and Josh. Here is the title.
"I <3 when Josh repeats stuff for emphasis. EMPHASIS!"


Me: *on computer*
*phone rings*
Me: *stares intently at Mom as she picks up phone in case it's a snow day call*
Mom: It's __*insert uncle's name here*___
Me: Oh. =C *droops back and goes back on computer*

[Imperial Epsilon]

"Yea we'll even sleep and that crap."~Me, trying to convince my mom to let my friend to sleep over on a school day. It epicly failed.

[wendigo]

This isn't excactly a quote but kind of :3

*Silence*
Me and my friend: "Sarah Lee, Fun part of cooking"

Yeah. We both thought of the same commercial at the same time :S

[Imperial Epsilon]

"Yea, but if you times the radius- oh crapness!"--Meh.

"BREAKFAST!"--kid in my school. (not exactly a quote but its something quite funny.)

[ValkyreCain]

Anything Magnus Bane says from The Mortal Instruments series.

[Canadian Toast]

Anything Magnus Bane says from The Mortal Instruments series.

How true!

[two.stride]

"Who the heck names their little boy PATTY?"
"Shut up! He's AUSTRALIAN!" -Me and Sarah

[moira]

My friend: "I hate Harry Potter. o-o"
Me: *gasps* "You hate Harry Potter?! WHY?"
Friend: "It's too...scary. The movies are, anyways."
Me: "Well they over do the scenes! The books are less scary...except the scene with the Horcrux in number six...but that's not the point!"
Friend: "I still don't like it."
Me: *goes to other table to protest with my other HP-loving friend* "__friend's name__ HATES HARRY POTTER!!"
Other friend: "WHAT?! How can she?"
Me: "Voldemort will murder her in her sleep. AVADA KEDAVRA!"
Other friend: "Yes. He will."
Me: *goes back to HP-hating friend* "Voldemort is gonna murder you in your sleep!"
Friend: ???
Conversation at my lunch table.
We have some odd times, involving my student ID in the garbage...twice...

My BFF: "Mrs. Welles, can I call home?" *in Algebra"
Me: ???
My friend: "What's your home phone number?"
Me: "599-2614"
My friend: "Okay."
Me: "Kidding, it's actually __*insert real phone number here*"
Friend: "Haha. Okay!"
Me: "Why?"
Friend: "You'll see." *gets up and dials a number I recognize as my own*
Me: "Wait, are you calling my home phone?!"
Friend: "Tehehe..."
Me: "NO! STOP IT!" *tries to wrestle phone from my friend*
Friend: "It's ringing."
Me: "Put. The. Phone. Down."
Friend: "No." *answering machine* "Hello, I'm just calling to say *censoring my name* is staying after."
Me: *in background* "NO! NO I'M NOT! DON'T LISTEN TO HER! NO!" D8
Friend: *hangs up* "Tehehe..."