Let's Read: Warrior Cats Series

[abxy]

*rushes back in with lots of Scourge Gingerbread Cookies* I accidentally spilled too many rabid fangirls and KAWAIIDESUNEE but that's okay.

I'm the 2000th post :0

[agathokakologic]

Get some mini Leafpool tarts with Crowfeather berries! I added extra plot-purpose flour in there, but it'll still be alright.

Who brought the Bluestar punch? There's waaaaay too much drama in here.

[hqmary]

Sorry 'bout that. It was just too bland without it!

I also have some Graystripe and Silverstream muffins, complete with hypocritical Fireheart sauce and melodramatic sprinkles!

[abxy]

Ooh, can i have some of that Hypocritical Fireheart sauce for my Princess Pizza?

[I r o n.]

'anybody want Bramblestar cake? Yeah, I know, it looks a bit hard and chewy, trust me it is, but for some reason, it's burning hot and soft in the middle? I thinks thats because the cake has hot sause and artifical fire in there? Idk.

I'll give credit, don't worry!

[agathokakologic]

Get your Squirrelflight lollipops! For some reason, they keep changing flavors, and there's some extra bias, but you'll be fine.

[I r o n.]

Don't mind if I d- OH GOD THATS SOUR-wait, oooohhh I like that, it's like eating a marshmallow..

[abxy]

Mm very cute and young...Agh! This is disgusting. It tastes like annoyingness and maturity! Wait, now I taste drama and lies...

[❤ Sunberry ❤]

Get your Firestar cupcakes here! They start off okay, but eventually lose their flavor! But don't worry, the cupcakes'll show up again in a little while!

[Vit11]

Do enjoy my offered Scourge snickerdoodles. They are absolutely bland, but automatically beat Tigerstar treats in a single slash. They are the absolute favorite and rated number one, according to the female fans. So many have proposed to the dastardly devil, and were not phased from his defeat from the brand Firestar's Fritos, despite the flaming treats rapidly losing its flavor as they gradually age. The girls were in fact more encouraged to form comics and fanfics expressing they love and need to make lookalike daughters and sons where they themselves can be more bland than Dovewing doodles, having the capability to defeat all the other flavors, either through an ambitious manner more evil than Tigerstar's reign or being the peacemaker that stops all the cold wars between the flavors of the factories. Get your tasty Scourge snickerdoodles right now while they're still in store.

I know I over did this one, but I just had to :3