Dungeons and Dragon players?

[Raddy]

Anyone play D&D here? If so, what is one of your favorite group you have played with?

Mine is-

An Egotistical Silver-tongued Half-Elf Sorcerer

A Tiny (only 7 feet tall) Dwarven (raised by dwarves) Minotaur Wizard

A Brutish "Can I growl at it?" Dragonborn Barbarian

A Socially Awkward "Legend of Zelda" (or as we call it, The Chronicles of Zelda) Teenage Tiefling Bard (We ask him to play the "Diddly of Hyrule Fields" a lot)

(My brother) A Hulking kinda OP Art critic Human Psion (funny story about when he joined, the first encounter we fought in had golems, Iron golems, and after a while of battling, my brother rolls a Nat 20 and uses his Iron fists to smash the last golem's head on both sides *like this* ~>{}<~. It was so cool, he killed it right where it stood, and it wasn't even bloodied yet! And when my character was introduced {she is my second} he said this: "What are you drawing?" Shrugs "What is your inspiration?" Shrugs "What is it?" *Dark whisper* Chaos {the underlined part was my character being introduced})

(Meh) A Quiet Arachnophobic Drow Sorcerer

Also, when our group gets too boisterous, and we waste time, our DM starts saying "Elder Dragon for you, Elder Dragons for you, Elder Dragons for everyone!"


Sorry about the rant... So, what is your traveling company like?

[RavenclawHobbit]

Ahh, I didn't know there was a D&D thread!

I experienced my first campaign about a year ago. Gosh, I miss those guys...I wish there were more people near me who liked to play. I've found a few people interested but none of us know how to DM.

My character was a chaotic-good Elven Ranger named Horben. He was an archer, and rode a llama named Paul (until Paul was killed by a stupid dwarf). He had an self-refilling Ale Mug that was a gift from a wizard, so our company was completely drunk 50% of the time. My friend, who played a 12-foot tall robot, once dug a hole in the ground and held my mug upside down for an hour to make a "beer pool" to swim in.

My sister played another Elven Ranger, also an archer. She had a llama named Carl and was an expert on everything - literally she spent all her skill points on knowledge. So she spoke all kinds of languages and never had to roll for a knowledge check.

Another friend we played with had a half-elf wizard character who had a peg-leg (long story, he crit-fumbled and got his foot stuck in a toilet during combat and one of us had to chop it off to save him). One of his enchanted objects was an orb that could shoot rainbow slime and blind enemies. We called it his "Nyan cat orb".

The fourth member of our company was a giant freaking robot. His name was "This One" and he was very...inappropriate. He was chaotic-evil and constantly kidnapping tavern wenches to...yeah, you know. We kept him around because he was big enough to crush goblins underfoot and owned a flamethrower.

Those three friends and I were the ones who played every week - there were a few characters who jumped in from time to time, including a dragonborn, and elephant rider, and the evil dwarf who killed my llama. We were employed by the village to protect them from an attacking horde of goblins, so we were always going off to raid their camps. When we weren't fighting goblins, the robot was messing around in the tavern while the two rangers and the wizard tended a small farm. We even had a talking gopher named Chuckie who took care of the farm while we were away (yeah, our DM was really, really random).

A minotaur wizard sounds VERY cool! I wish I could have seen your campaign XD.

[Cookie Jaeger]

I don't play, but I've wanted to play for a long time!!! I will come to this thread when I finally do start playing.