Lord of the Rings-- NEW THREAD!

[Tom Bombadil]

The Nazguls do not like cameras. Do not photograph them!

*Grabs a sword from the Barrow-wight's hole she had for some reason and aims at a Nazgul*

[angel.]

Do I want to know what is going on?

[Kaminari]

That depends.... would you like to hear the epic tale of our battle between stupid and evil?
Whoops, I meant good and evil. Definitely good and evil.

[Farrah]

Thanks; you could've told me that a couple of hours ago when I was snapping photos. *swings sword at Nazgûl and knocks off his head* Wait...what? O.o

[Tom Bombadil]

Sorry Farrah- that doesn't kill Nazguls...

*Nazgul reforms and aims his sword at everyone*

[Farrah]

I knew that. It's why I was confused! *readies sword*

[angel.]

Um....*backs away slowly*

I will just find it on the Internet somewhere.

Just kidding. I have read over all of it xD

[Alatar Maia]

Miss me?
*acticates giant transmutation circle and summons army of fangirls wielding swords and whatnot*
Sorry, it took a while to set up
DIE NAZGUL! *charges*

[Kaminari]

Hehe yeah we're nuts. We're also dead if we don't drive these nasguls away soon! *frantically swings sword around*

[Tom Bombadil]

*Nazgul king hisses, "You cannot harm me, mortal!" then attacks fangirls*