Hetalia: Axis Powers~~ Hetalians Welcome!

[Aieyah (La Russie)]

I had to find it again, but here you go.

America: Claims to be straight, but is actually denying his bisexuality.
Canada: Pansexual, as France taught him to love all.
China: Asexual
England: Bisexual
France: Pansexual
Germany: Homosexual
Italy: Pansexual, after his Grandpa Rome
Japan: Pansexual
Russia: Homosexual

IT ALL MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW.

Russia is NOT homosexual... xD That's just not possible...

[puffins]

>;DDD

YEP.
SO FEAR US.

[viviyan]

I had to find it again, but here you go.

America: Claims to be straight, but is actually denying his bisexuality.
Canada: Pansexual, as France taught him to love all.
China: Asexual
England: Bisexual
France: Pansexual
Germany: Homosexual
Italy: Pansexual, after his Grandpa Rome
Japan: Pansexual
Russia: Homosexual

IT ALL MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW.

What did I just read?

Edit: Pleeeeeeeaaasseeee? I'll wear my stupid April Fools outfit again if I must...

[puffins]

LOL NOPE.

[shigaraki]

oMG 666

[epimetheus]

Fear the drunken dead!!!!!!! >:)

[Queen of Hell]

A LOT OF IT MAKES SENSE GUYS.

THINK ABOUT IT.

[puffins]

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I SENT DA TURKEYS FOR YOU NORWAY.

[epimetheus]

So none of them are hetrosexual?

[Queen of Hell]

I think I'd see Russia being heterosexual. .