Describe your favourite things and make them sound terrible

[rennylars]

Cephalopods playing paintball to resolve their differences

You and your friends get together to play make believe every few weeks, but you use dice to determine if you actually get the results you want. Also it’s very likely that nobody’s schedule will ever line up properly to meet up, but you still somehow make it work.

i know! splatoon and dnd (lol i feel the scheduling pain so hard)
mine are
-3 guys and their dad talk about their ocs
-extremely prolonged missing persons case simulator
-emotionally constipated teens cause international relations issues

[Firtree04]

1. Whiny viking boy with a nasally voice tries not to get killed by giant lizards for 3 movies, 4 spinoff shorts, and 3 tv shows
2. Green boy goes to school, gets bullied, and breaks his bones
3. Cats in the woods
4. Jesus show

[ruin]

1- fastest hedgehog in the world who can sometimes change his color if he collects the correct colored rocks

2- sentient ink man

[yves]

lesbian girlfailure in her late twenties with crippling undiagnosed anxiety and depression gets hired at the local catholic church despite being a gay and ends up posing as the dead receptionist when her old friends start emailing the church inbox

[nyanisim]

Horrifying marine creatures evolve to become human-like and use their bodily fluids to paint stuff.

[CosmicLeopardKayla]

- Jury Duty
- Imprison magical animals and make them fight for your entertainment
- History, but with magical weapons
- Immortal country representations that have human personalities rather than “accurate” personalities
- Animals that ditch their comfier homes for a cult in the wild (two franchises for this one 🐺 🐱)
- Sell enough shells, fruit, fish, and insects in order to pay off your debts
- Furry Town toys

[inge]

stinky feathered creatures that poop eggs and kick at your legs

[StarWithRockDots]

I've been enthusing about this one a lot in recent days so--

A video game series about a Groovy™ lady who reports the news and saves people from bad guys while she and literally everyone else dances fabulously, sometimes set to an obscure jazz tune from the 60s. In space.

[WarriorcatKitty]

CARTOON ABOUT AN OWL HOUSE THAT MAKES YOU CRY
CONSTANT SADNESS

and a poorly written book series about cats

and yet another cartoon that makes you cry

and a video game where you get emotionally attached to your wolf puppies only for them to die of sickness :]

[67Phlox]

Going to be unclear about these because I'm prette.. terrible at sharing my interests ahah

1) An adoptable site revolving around dragons that do taxes (circa 1920)
2) Oh no! What have you done to the game? It's unplayable! (Sth you can do on purpose to most games..)
3) Two games that have simillar assets, but are from totally different universes. Both of them are pixel "bullet hell" games, though.
4) A funny short tax avoider. Don't trust him.
5) Factory work ASMR playlist (music genre)
6) Road work ASMR playlist (another music genre)
7) Friend simulator for people with social anxiety (uh.. yeah, general yt videos)
8) Obscure horror game that you'll remember only 20 seconds enjoyer (youtube channel)
9) Who knew baseball could be so violent? (indie video game)
10) Insane people going nuts over mundane things
Edit: 11) Pay money to get nausea! (Rollercoasters my beloved)

Did I understand the assignment? I grade my reading comprehension at.. ahh.. 3/10