Deisake's REALLY weird art shop - work in progress!

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Deisake's REALLY weird art shop - WORK IN PROGRESS!
NO POSTING YET!!!

Oh hello! You clicked on my really weird art shop! Thank you!
Basically, what I do is I draw humans. Aaaaany humans you want.
Right down to names, personalities, clothing, everything! I draw them on paper in real life, using a set of marker pens and then I scan them using a scanner thingy that's on my printer! They're linked to my DeviantArt (which doesn't have muuuch in it at the moment...) and then they're YOURS!
I can do guys, girls, wings, funky ears, bright colours, I can do lots of colours of hair, lots of styles of eyes, hair, body shapes, anything you want! Lots of positions, and it's rather cheap! YAY! CHEAP ART!

A general idea of what I'm selling to you:
Pretty much just people. All you have to do is give me a description, a reference, whatever. They're normally on a white background, with possibly a name or a few words in the... air? next to them. I colour them in with Faber Castelle (or however you spell that) pencils and a set of 20 Staedtler fineliners. The payment is normally rather cheap, maybe a single store item or a nice 2010 - early 2011 pet for a lineart? I'll explain more later on.

CONTENTS!!!
1 - [url]This page! Introductions and rules and contents![/url]
2 - [url]Hello! This is the... ooh! Examples and Details and Rules section![/url]
3 - [url]This one's the pickup section! And with order forms, to order your own![/url]
4 - [url]This part's the part where you see what's happening! Like, if I'm open or anything![/url]

And here on is a big fat free for all

And just by the way, the big sign up the top saying if I'm open, closed or WIP is from Glitter Graphics. I can't draw like that to save my life...

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YO!


This part's IMPORTANT! Here are my rules!

Lol, rules:
1) I'm a weirdo, bear with me! I do weird things, and I say weird things! This is also my first time posting in this section... I think. I don't normally order/sell art, and I'm new to this place!
BUT IN SAYING THAT - I have read ALL the art rules stickies. I'm not completely ignorant...
2) Yeah, you just lost the-
3) Don't rush me! I go to school, and I have things like homework, exams, etc...
Plus after-school stuff. In other words - I have a life! I am not an art machine! I also have - as we all do - roleplays to attend to. And art I wanna draw for MESELF. Rushing me will end you on my foes list and unable to order art.
AND I'LL WARN FELLOW ARTISTS! MWAHAHA-
However, expect me to keep you updated. If I'm away and you don't know why, shoot me ONE message. Only one. I'll get back to you, trust me. I mean, if you don't trust me don't order my art so...
4) I don't start the art until you send me a payment I can agree with! I'll PM you when that happens!
If you send me the payment and cancel it once I sedn you your art, I'll simply take your art off the internet - meaning that no link will be present. Meaning the image won't show up. Meaning the only thing you'll get is FOED.
5) You are NOT to remove my signature, or claim the art as your own. You are NOT allowed to post it on another website and claim it as your own. And why would you? It's not that good...
6) Enjoy!

Examples:
Erm, yeah about that. I'm gonna go scan on some stuff now...
However, I currently have one of my baby Roxy Dann (Pink store Punk Dog), her best friend Amity, and this random red and black dog with an X on it's forehead and arm. Hope that works! They'll be up soon!
REEEEALLY soon.



Details:
Just gonna go into a lot of detail here. Well, what I'm drawing for you are essentially just humans. You give me the description and the payment, I give you the art! You can do whatever you want with it, except edit it or claim it as your own. I draw them with a set of

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The order-form skeleton:

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[size=85][center][i]Arty-farty-order-form![/i]
[i]Your username, sir/ma'am?[/i]
[i]And how are you today? Is everything OK?[/i]
[i]And your human's name, if you please.[/i]
[i]Will you want your human's name beside your character? And if so, please state in what colour and in what sort of font, if you could spare your time. It won't cost you extra, bear that in mind.[/i]
[i]Please, state your choice of lineart, shading or colour. Bear in mind colour will cost a lot more, as it takes me longer, if you do please.[/i]
[i]A possible reference here, if you would be so kind.[/i]
[i]Is there anything about your character that you want to differ from the reference? Kindly state the examples if so.[/i]
[i]A link to your form of payment, sir/ma'am?[/i]
[i]Any other details, sir/ma'am?[/i]
[i]And I do hope you have a pleasant day![/i][/center][/size]

I'm sorry if this form takes a while - you don't need to type out paragraphs or anything. Loltxt or chtspeek will not be accepted though, as well... I can't read it!

Pickup images:
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NONE :C

Booking Queue:

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There will only ever be three slots, unless you're on my friends list. The only people I don't know in real life that are on my friends list are toiletpaper and Dans La Nielle.
- EMPTY :C
- EMPTY :C
- EMPTY :C

Those to which the banhammer has spoken:
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People on this list have broken my rules too many times and as a result aren't allowed to order, either permanently or for a set amount of time. You'll also be on my foes list, either permanently or for your corresponding time.
- NOBODY

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HURR DURR~~~ reserved!