Trade Rant Thread. {new rule please look}

[ɾïṿεṉḋεll]

The rules aren't the problem, a simple story like that is fine. A huge, long novel that I can't even see the end of from the top is a problem. And spelling, I wear contacts, so sometimes my eyes get messed up, and when I have to read like that, it just hurts.

[Dalek]

Yeah. Like their pet is giving you an essay or something with improper grammer.

[leverage]

1.Be respectful
2.Trades should ALWAYS! be far!!! No joke!
3.I now have a code word its "I heart Mike Tompkins"
4.I LOVE TO TRADE!!!
5.Have "fun"!!!
6.Before clicking send trade think about if the trade is far, if you don't think its far don't send it then!

Someones trade rules:
We're only allowed to have "fun"? Gosh, I feel limited...
How it "I LOVE TO TRADE!!!" a rule?
Realle? Your code word is an entire sentance???

[Kite]

Oh wow these were someone's rules:

1. I only want 2011 butterfly wolfs
2. Put mayo in your trade if you read this

First of all, how picky can you get? And what if I want a rare, do I give you 400 '11 butterfly wolfs?

And second, it sounds like you are putting mayo IN the the trade. We are trading, not making a sandwich.

I just turned right around and went to find another trading partner. *facepalm*

[Silvertongue]

Thank you Goldie! I HATE STORY RULES! I just want to trade, not read a novel! It really bothers me when the sentances run over, like this example I'm making up, these arent someone's rules. I'd really appreciate correct punctuation...

the beautiful dog walkes over holding a scroll in her mouth . Hi! Im example pet with the rules! here they are!

1 be nice
2 dont swear
3 make a message! my master likes to hear you!
4 fair trades!
5 im not for trade, offer on me and my friend example 2 will eat you!
6 put im awesome in your message
7 have fun!
8 dont put im awesome put cheese

What would annoy me on that one is when people dont use capital letters. I feel like I should give them a basic grammer lesson: Sentances start with capital letters.
Worse though are the people Who Write Like This.

:I I sort of agree with you there. I don't mind when people type with certain quirks, Like Always Typing Like This, or using numbers and stuff in place of letters, but for some reason whenever I see someone using 'your' instead of 'you're' or misspelling a word wrong my grammar nazi senses go into overload XP

Rant: When you send someone a simple swap thread and they cancel because you didn't overpay

[Starlessnight]

Yeah. I Have A Friend On Here Who Types Like This. -_- I'm like 'not all words are proper nouns.'

At least they aren't spelling like: tHiS, WhErE eVeRy OtHeR LeTtEr iS uggg I can't go on.

I also hate that people in the swap thread expect you to overpay! It's in the rules that unless the user wants to you have to accept current month pets. -____-

[ɾïṿεṉḋεll]

Wow. 0.o I dont actually put in codewords, like ever. Only once in a blue moon. If anyone here has them, that's okay. I just think they're a bit stupid. I can tell if they read my rules, they are standered. You know, be fair, dont curse, stuff like that.

And, exactly! I REFUSE TO OVERPAY FOR A MISSED OUTCOME THAT IS A COMMON!

[Dalek]

Yeah, like they're too lazy to use ' and an E

[tuna]

Yeah. I Have A Friend On Here Who Types Like This. -_- I'm like 'not all words are proper nouns.'

At least they aren't spelling like: tHiS, WhErE eVeRy OtHeR LeTtEr iS uggg I can't go on.

I also hate that people in the swap thread expect you to overpay! It's in the rules that unless the user wants to you have to accept current month pets. -____-

I kNoW, rIgHt? I hAtE oVeRpAyInG. eVeN wHeN tHe OtHeR pErSoN iS oVeRpAyInG.

Omigod that hurt to write...

(if you cant read that: I know, right? I hate overpaying, even when the other person is overpaying)

I hate chatspeak. Y CAN I NO UNDERSTAND U?

[Dalek]

ikr i cn nvr ndrstnd chtlk i ht it

Or- I know, right? I can never understand chat-talk, I hate it.