Trade Rant Thread. {new rule please look}

[Hekomi]

Just to make it clear; sending a trade to purposely piss off another member is a form of harassment and can be reported and you will receive a warning for it. It is not acceptable to send someone a bad trade just because they sent you one. In the future, just cancel them no message, or you risk getting yourself into trouble.

[Dalek]

Yeah, that too. And when they say their pet will 'eat you' or 'rip you up' or 'murder you' if you don't follow a rule. -_-

[Lya]

Yeah, sure why not? Anybody who wants my Rose PPS for free maybe?

[tuna]

Just to make it clear; sending a trade to purposely piss off another member is a form of harassment and can be reported and you will receive a warning for it. It is not acceptable to send someone a bad trade just because they sent you one. In the future, just cancel them no message, or you risk getting yourself into trouble.

Great, and I'm the only one who got caught...
I've seen other people doing it...

[hirokas]

I've seen, "AND MY OWNER WILL KILL YOU AND STAB YOU AND LIGHT YOU ON FIRE IF YOU OFFER ON ME. KTHX BYE."

[ɾïṿεṉḋεll]

Thank you Goldie! I HATE STORY RULES! I just want to trade, not read a novel! It really bothers me when the sentances run over, like this example I'm making up, these arent someone's rules. I'd really appreciate correct punctuation...

the beautiful dog walkes over holding a scroll in her mouth . Hi! Im example pet with the rules! here they are!

1 be nice
2 dont swear
3 make a message! my master likes to hear you!
4 fair trades!
5 im not for trade, offer on me and my friend example 2 will eat you!
6 put im awesome in your message
7 have fun!
8 dont put im awesome put cheese

[Kite]

I've seen, "AND MY OWNER WILL KILL YOU AND STAB YOU AND LIGHT YOU ON FIRE IF YOU OFFER ON ME. KTHX BYE."

Hahahahaha xD I have never seen that, but I get those sort of in a lot of cancel messages. They are all like 'IM NOT GIVING YOU MYSELF FOR YOUR 20 UNCOMMONS!!!!!! IM MORE SPESHL THAN THAT!!!!1!!!!111 (with all the ones in it )

[leverage]

Thank you Goldie! I HATE STORY RULES! I just want to trade, not read a novel! It really bothers me when the sentances run over, like this example I'm making up, these arent someone's rules. I'd really appreciate correct punctuation...

the beautiful dog walkes over holding a scroll in her mouth . Hi! Im example pet with the rules! here they are!

1 be nice
2 dont swear
3 make a message! my master likes to hear you!
4 fair trades!
5 im not for trade, offer on me and my friend example 2 will eat you!
6 put im awesome in your message
7 have fun!
8 dont put im awesome put cheese

What would annoy me on that one is when people dont use capital letters. I feel like I should give them a basic grammer lesson: Sentances start with capital letters.
Worse though are the people Who Write Like This.

[Finesse]

Thank you Goldie! I HATE STORY RULES! I just want to trade, not read a novel! It really bothers me when the sentances run over, like this example I'm making up, these arent someone's rules. I'd really appreciate correct punctuation...

the beautiful dog walkes over holding a scroll in her mouth . Hi! Im example pet with the rules! here they are!

1 be nice
2 dont swear
3 make a message! my master likes to hear you!
4 fair trades!
5 im not for trade, offer on me and my friend example 2 will eat you!
6 put im awesome in your message
7 have fun!
8 dont put im awesome put cheese

I don't know, but I think their trading rules are kinda cute, but I don't like the codeword, but still, the rest is reasonable and fair

[Dalek]

Yeah. I Have A Friend On Here Who Types Like This. -_- I'm like 'not all words are proper nouns.'