Trade Rant Thread. {new rule please look}

[MadMadamMim]

*Le-Sigh*

It wasn't so much the trade that irked me, but the message: "Edit or accept."

This may sound childish, but I cancelled because of the message. A simple 'If you don't like, please edit' would have been fine. But what they put just sounded too.. I don't know, like they were ordering me to do one or the other, as if I wasn't allowed to cancel Maybe I'm just being pedantic because I'm tired and cranky...

[Blue Sky Noise]

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[Samurai!]

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I lol'd.

[Hawkguy]

please trade me I love tradindg so trade trade trade me but don't take my PPS pets or lions I WILL FOE YOU

Just a little violent there.

[Wicked Witch]

I hate when people say stuff like,

Accept Now!

plez my granmas in teh hopistal dieng so i rlly derserve thees pets

What will you give?

(I got the above in a trade for a suggestion for a 2011 very common not on my wishlist)
And, of course, worst for last:

GIVE MEH PLEAZ I HAV BEEN LOKIN FOREVER AND NOBODE TRADE WIT MEH AND I WANT IT IM 6 AND I BEEN ON THIS SITE FOR 5 YEARS AND I DONT HAVE DIS PET.

To which I replied, "First of all, the site was created in 2008, so you can't have been on for 5 years, and if you're 6, why aren't you COPPA'd, and the caps abuse + frowny faces aren't helping either." The trade was for my Very Rare 09 Advent for a adolescent cat I already have... I heard that the user got banned.

[~Shiori~]

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I lol'd.

O.o Please tell me that was a suggestion that they sent....

[CynderMizuki]

I find the "plez my granmas in teh hopistal dieng so i rlly derserve thees pets " to be very selfish to their supposed "dying grandmother" your using your dying family member to get what you personally want. In my opinion that is incredibly selfish.

[MadMadamMim]

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Derp O_O New user perhaps? I try to remain optimistic when it comes to trades like these XD I mean, anyone who has been here more than a month and is reasonably active on the forums knows what a Sunjewel is and how much it's worth, right?

[Wicked Witch]

I find the "plez my granmas in teh hopistal dieng so i rlly derserve thees pets " to be very selfish to their supposed "dying grandmother" your using your dying family member to get what you personally want. In my opinion that is incredibly selfish.

I think that they were just making that up to try and get pets.

[Blue Sky Noise]

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I lol'd.

O.o Please tell me that was a suggestion that they sent....

Nope. Trade.