Trade Rant Thread. {new rule please look}

[ɾïṿεṉḋεll]

So maybe I don't want to trade with this person...

Okay, many people have been disrespecting my rules. You must read these before trading with me.
1. I will never, Never, NEVER trade Warrior Cats or other cats unless their names say 'Trade', and if you ask for them, I will ban you and report you. You think Tess will care if we offer on your cats?
2. I do not trade dragons, unless you were offering 2 OMG so rare!, 5 very rare, 7 rare, 10 uncommon, 27 common, or 34 very common. If you do not follow this rule, you will be banned and/or reported. I'm not giving you two OMG so rare!s for an uncommon dragon.
3. I do not EVER accept rats. I HATE THEM. Offer me one and you will be banned and/or reported. Again, do you think Tess will care if you're offered rats? And "I HATE THEM." is a little strong.
4. Message me 'I have read, understand, agree, and promise to follow the rules' when trading. If I do not see this I will cancel the trade without even considering it. I'm not sending you a PM so I can trade with you, or if you mean a trade message, that's a little too long for a simple trade.

Thank-you for reading this.

-Sincerely, *name*

Did they even HAVE dragons?

The second rule doesn't look too bad, since they are saying OR. Does that mean I can get one of their dragons for 27 commons or 10 uncommons.? Sound good to me o3o.

[Skelly.]

message: please edit

T-T

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... aNPwU-m1XQ

[Thalateya]

I found this, way back from when they had that festival thing in august. None of the pets they offered were on my wishlist either, which was one of my rules.

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/viewtrade.php?id=9767837&userid=223797&signature=mTXbYP9VhYIOhER0gf6Dug

[Fork]

I was about to trade with somebody when I looked at their trade rules:

The one that irked me the most was:

Do not send trades asking for my dragons, bunnys, or malks! I well report you and have you banned!

As if! Tess wont care if I sent a trade for your dragons, rabbits, or malks. Its just like killing somebody for giving you strawberry yogurt when you wanted banana.

[Musicgirl<3]

there are some Fail rules,Pathetic ones,And MANY threatning ones (Dont Offer ______ Or ill have tess ban you!)

Why has CS come too?

I was about to trade with somebody when I looked at their trade rules:

The one that irked me the most was:

Do not send trades asking for my dragons, bunnys, or malks! I well report you and have you banned!

As if! Tess wont care if I sent a trade for your dragons, rabbits, or malks. Its just like killing somebody for giving you strawberry yogurt when you wanted banana.

Epic fail

And wonder whats happens if i offer on a bunny

[Alucardigan]

I found this, way back from when they had that festival thing in august. None of the pets they offered were on my wishlist either, which was one of my rules.

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/sharetrade.php?id=9767837

Says the trade could not be found D:

[winkatuck]

I mainly dislike when people have things in their trade groups or groups open for trade when they won't trade the pets in them @_@ pretty pointless and redundant if you ask me. And im usually either overpaying or giving a fair trade too.

[rickith]

I mainly dislike when people have things in their trade groups or groups open for trade when they won't trade the pets in them @_@ pretty pointless and redundant if you ask me. And im usually either overpaying or giving a fair trade too.

I understand having groups open that you might not want to trade all pets in - I have pets in my WL locked groups that I'd probably only take overpay for, just because they've been with me so long and I've gotten attached. xD; But not trading pets in trade groups… that I do not understand. x.x

[Wicked Witch]

So maybe I don't want to trade with this person...

Okay, many people have been disrespecting my rules. You must read these before trading with me.
1. I will never, Never, NEVER trade Warrior Cats or other cats unless their names say 'Trade', and if you ask for them, I will ban you and report you. You think Tess will care if we offer on your cats?
2. I do not trade dragons, unless you were offering 2 OMG so rare!, 5 very rare, 7 rare, 10 uncommon, 27 common, or 34 very common. If you do not follow this rule, you will be banned and/or reported. I'm not giving you two OMG so rare!s for an uncommon dragon.
3. I do not EVER accept rats. I HATE THEM. Offer me one and you will be banned and/or reported. Again, do you think Tess will care if you're offered rats? And "I HATE THEM." is a little strong.
4. Message me 'I have read, understand, agree, and promise to follow the rules' when trading. If I do not see this I will cancel the trade without even considering it. I'm not sending you a PM so I can trade with you, or if you mean a trade message, that's a little too long for a simple trade.

Thank-you for reading this.

-Sincerely, *name*

For crying out loud, we are trading pixels, NOT buying a house.

[CynderMizuki]

I wonder if the people who say stuff about getting you banned if you offer them a rat or something ACTUALLY think they can get someone banned. Do these people really think they can go to Tess and say "Tessss someone offered me a rat in a trade, go ban them!" and think she'll take them seriously?