Trade Rant Thread

[Alixyveth]

I think I need an eye transplant x___x

Now I do aswell X___X anyone here a surgeon?

No; but please refer me to one. My eyes have shriveled; see ._.

Rant: That the 09' dogs I have up for trading seem to really like attracting fail trades. D:<

[Marrionetta]

It really bothers me when I offer someone a completely valid trade that satisfies both of our aims, they accept, and then they go BTW NEXT TIME READ MY RULES.

Fffsh, I'm totally not reading your 10 paragraphs of text to pick out a password. I'm going to check your wishlist, check my trades, do something good for us both, and say nothing. I don't want to talk to you, I just wanna trade with you. Quick, satisfying, impersonal. That's how I roll.

[HSoup]

I see now that putting any of the bunnies on my wish list (even though I have all of them) was a HUGE mistake!

1. http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... g926b3PQbg

2. http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... qcVrsrG8Jw

3.http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... xFaoh60big

4. http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... gadDplyc-w

Plus, I've received several with a bunny or 2 & the always hated, "What will you give me for this?"

[polychromous.]

Are the free items worth a rare now??

[proud.little.wolf]

Why don't my trading partners have any good pets that they're willing to trade? Seriously, I had to cancel two trades this morning because the other person didn't have any pets that I want that they would trade.

[Seahorseshoe]

YES! I always feel extremely tempted to fire some smart comment at them, but I make myself be nice -3-

My favourite one to contemplate typing in is when they say "What do you want for this pet?"
I always want to say, "I want for you to read my rules."

I got one of those messages once. The persons trade rules were very confusing. They said

Don't send a one side suggestion asking me what you want for this pet.

And then later they say

don't send me a trade with nothing on my side. I will automatically accept it, do a suggestion instead.

I Tried for the last rule, 'cuz it obviously was the newest rule the wrote, and I was wrong.

[LupusArgentea]

People going, 'Oh, I want to wait until it's grown up to trade it so I'll know what it is'.
This normally wouldn't bother me.
Except for the fact that I'm trying to get 2nd Gens. -_-

[pikachu]

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... UiKt6VnYUA

"Hmmmm.... which group are your VR pets in? In other words, what other special pets do you have?"

In other words, what more do you want to squeeze from me? ._.

I should've known you were a bad trader after seeing you bid that and like 2 other Augusts on a sunjewel, but honestly?

That's no sunjewel. It's a flipping nonballoon.

[Not Pigeons]

"*crosses fingers* I am hoping you accept this... (VR from up for trade)"

....No.... Just because my '09 VR is up for trade doesn't mean I'm gonna trade it for a bunch of '11 uncommons >n< I hate these kinda trades....

Edit: "What would you like for this dog?^^ Any of these?"

And again... No... >n<

[~ dawn ~]

Logging on my computer in the morning and see one new trade. Than going to my trade center anticipating the new trade only to see that it was a trade that had been canceled.