by basicallyimbaby » Sat Apr 02, 2016 2:34 am
Rise again, my fellow humans! These chickens cannot defeat us! For centuries we have roasted them and dined as we please. It is the circle of life! Our pets are being encased by eggshells, undergoing metamorphosis to become one of those dastardly chickens! We shall blend them once more and incinerate each last one. ZEL is a bland smoothie blender, as I am a GRAND smoothie blender. I shall lead the resistance to victory. Mark my words, this day shall be known as the day the humans reigned above the poultry. Fowl play is involved in this perhaps futile war, spies are among us. Yet we must stand strong. I have a dream, my friends, that we shall stand hand in paw to defeat the claw! These chick-tators shall cluck no more! Viva la Resistance!
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