April Discussion Thread

[Young and Beautiful]

Such bad glorious chicken glorious chicken eggs everywhere. Too much rolling in filth known as the hands of the servants.

Oh no! Last time I checked we take very good care of our babies.

A chef i heard has smuggled in a feathered pillow, throws eggs in blenders, and declares on your side? You have a traitor.
-Cough Zel Cough-

[jayxras]

our avatars are all chickens!
its driving me mad does this happen every april? oh wait its april fools day hahah

[posshrooms]

Sorry! Cupcakes have been banned until a recipe can be found that doesn't contain glorious chicken eggs.

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Use ostrich eggs, or snake eggs?

[SairenMin]

Awww thanks for your help guys, it's like you guys are the egg warmers here, warming my heart. <3

Hey! Swiftalu! May I please have a rainbow smoothie and some birdseed, with a small side cupcake?

Sorry! Cupcakes have been banned until a recipe can be found that doesn't contain eggs. :x

I have saved us from the cupcake famine!

[StormCatcher]

CAN I PUT THE REBEL LEADERS INTO A BLENDER NOW?!?
*Fires up the blender*

[Shiny Sylveon]

Oh no! Last time I checked we take very good care of our babies.

Then why are you letting me steal them and throw them into a blender for my smoothies? Sounds like bad parenting.

Can someone please bake this pheasant into a pie?

How about I just use Swift on you?

[BlingBling]

this thread being stickied ruined me. I spent like 5 minutes trying to find it tbh XD


why does this look like the kid of



also why is this thread only bad chicken puns

[lucky333123]

Oooo yuuuummmmm! That sounds good! Could we throw some mango in there as well?

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how could you do this to me

Last time, I checked you weren't a mango

[gasps in chicken]
how dare u
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Such bad glorious chicken glorious chicken eggs everywhere. Too much rolling in filth known as the hands of the servants.

Oh no! Last time I checked we take very good care of our babies.

Then why are you letting me steal them and throw them into a blender for my smoothies? Sounds like bad parenting.

[KatSkan]

He looks so funny now!

[Shiny Sylveon]

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how could you do this to me

Last time, I checked you weren't a mango

How cute, but that's not how you spell my name. As you fix that, I'll go ahead and make more egg smoothies. PURE PROTEIN!