Trade Rant Thread [V.32]

[WinterWildfire]

Look, you're new. I get that. But explain to me how my VR = your common? I mean, the rarities are right there..

[xbluedakittyx]

You walk in a deep dark room. Then you see glowing red eyes. A wolf walks up to you and speaks: "If you would like to trade with my master, you must follow these rules." The wolf walks away calling for someone to come in. A cat walks in the room. It has deep sea blue eyes that glow. He hands you a scroll that reads: Trade rules. Follow them or be FOED!!!!!!!!!!!
Rules:
1. Do not be rude. Be polite.
2. Rarities apply.
3. Don't scam me on rarities. I know them.
4. I don't trade some pets, so PM me if you want a pet, we will figure it out.
5. No chat speak. In your message, tell me what this says if you chat speak: Plz trd wth me.
6. If you chat speak, your trade will be canceled even if it is fair.
7. You will be left with a message that says: Chat speak.
The cat snatches the scroll away as if you were going to damage it, and runs far away. Then a warrior cat jumps into the middle of the room. He hands you another scroll. The scroll reads this: Rarity list. Follow or will be definitely be FOED!
1. OMG so common for OMG so common.
2. very common for very common.
3. common for common.
4. uncommon for uncommon.
5. rare for rare.
6. very rare for very rare.
7. OMG so rare for OMG so rare.
8. rarity unknown for rarity unknown.
Then a scurrying rat comes in with a scroll on his back he throws at you. It reads, Date Rules. Follow or be FOED!
1. 2008 for 2008.
2. 2009 for 2009.
3. 2010 for 2010.
4. 2011 for 2011.
5. 2012 for 2012.
6. 2013 for 2013.
7. 2014 for 2014
No freebies! The only ones are in the free adoptable's group. I do not want chickens, rats, or horses. Also if you gift bomb me, I'll gift bomb you back! I also I don't trade PPS pets. Sorry. Also I don't trade lions! Sorry Augustpup201! And NFT means not for trade! People are asking me for NFT pets! UG!
You are standing there. The scrolls fall out of the sky into your arms. Now you can read all back over them again if it is necessary. But otherwise, you can have fun trading fair by following these rules.

Follow them or be FOED!!!!!!!!!!!
Follow them or be FOED!!!!!!!!!!!
Follow them or be FOED!!!!!!!!!!!

*Clicks back button*
Isn't this a little....harsh?
;w;

[kaseylu]

I'm sick of all these people asking me
to offer on one of their pets,

or the other people who are
trying to get me to trade a pet
when I had repeatedly said that
I wouldn't trade it.

ugh

[WinterWildfire]

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/viewtrade.php?id=35023772&userid=125743&signatu

I want these, can you give them to me?

Oh, great. Let's just grab all of the list pets from Winter! Clearly, they know what list pets are, since they choose all of mine, but they want them for free? Not even a please?

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Edit-
I sent this back.
http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/viewtrade.php?id=35023860&userid=125743&signature=jWQjXZTCbQSCWCQcEXFFFw

I want these, can you give them to me?

Is what I said. I feel so evil.
It is wonderful. xD

[g a l a x y]

im so done >_>
x

[exixst]

Do people not understand that just because one litter from last month is on my wishlist, I won't overpay? Seriously, I will not give a 2011 uncommon for three pets from last month that don't even have rarities left. I don't care if it's in my trades group. That doesn't mean I'm going to completely just throw that pet away for some hoard pets. I know my wishlist is strict, and this is the reason why.

[Weiss Schnee]

Why wishlist lock all your pets when all you have on your wishlist is list pets?
It makes getting last months pets very difficult.

[stephiesp]

I posted on the April Outcomes Discussion board when some of the pets went all derp for April Fool's Day. One of them was my galaxy dog. I received this trade shortly after with the message asking to trade that for my galaxy dog.
Now, my galaxy is in a locked album. And I posted on the discussion thread. I wasn't looking for any offers. I was just showing off the derp version.

[Skye Selkie]

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/viewtrade.php?id=35021380&userid=428587&signature=Wx1bHO2nx5zGyJgjc-kMig

This was canceled with

check dates

Well, maybe they should check their dates before telling other people to.
3 month rule?

[jess32247]

Ugh, I hate canceling trades when I don't have a good reason too. Makes me feel like a horrible person. ;-;

Sometimes I'm just not interested in trading- it has nothing to do with your offer of yourself, I promise. Please don't hate me. ;-;